A flavorful thread with Sour Cream and cHIVEs : Are you hungry yet?

[Demongirl]

There's more to the hive than sex. Luckily for us we haven't found it yet. I think it's hidden under all the Kleenex, lube, toys, fuzzy cuffs, whips, whip cream, nudie mags.

What can I say? You know the true me. It's all about money and sex!

Oh. My.

*Stops in front of Desert Hare*

Like my boobies? It's a photo op, don't pass it up.

They call her the streak!
Fastest thing on two feet!

He she comes! *Giggity giggity*
There she goes! *Giggity giggity*
And she ain't wearin' no clothes!

ROFL!!! OMG!!

That was a true rofl, I laughed so hard I actually fell out of my chair!

We need some visuals to work with here.

5' 10", brunette, CC cup, shorn pubic area.

Anything to help my adoring fans.

 

[hafrogman]

There's more to the hive than sex. Luckily for us we haven't found it yet. I think it's hidden under all the Kleenex, lube, toys, fuzzy cuffs, whips, whip cream, nudie mags.

What's really funny is that every so often somebody gets it into their head to discuss D&D in the Hive. . . and then we usually ask them to take it outside.

Let's see. No sex/love/relationships, let's try and find an all new topic.

Pets: I like cats, but my roomie is allergic, so no kitty for me. Another roommate owns two dogs that I hate more than life itself.

Colors: I like purple.

Music: I was at a funeral on Saturday, and one of the daughters played Amazing Grace on her violin. Violin solos create some really haunting music. I bought the Firefly soundtrack on my way home. Because I'm weird like that.

Video Games: I've been playing the Dragon Quest V remake on the DS, finally released in America. Better late than never.

Television: Yay, Chuck tonight! I love Chuck.

Movies: I don't like going to see movies alone. I haven't gone out to the theater since my last relationship ended. . . dammit. Only five subjects before I screwed up. Someone else's turn, see if you can beat my record.

 

[Aeson]

Oh. My.

You ain't seen nothing yet, sweetie.

 

[Desert Hare]

*Stops in front of Desert Hare*

Like my boobies? It's a photo op, don't pass it up.

*blink, blink*

You ain't seen nothing yet, sweetie.

Obviously. I just got an eyeful.

 

[hafrogman]

Don't look, Ethel!

But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.

 

[hafrogman]

Obviously. I just got an eyeful.

Well, are you going to just sit there and take it? Flash her right back!

*Sits back and passes Aeson the popcorn*

. . . and just in case anyone thinks this is crude, I'd like to point out that my other idea for this post was a joke about a 50' tall statue of a naked Demongirl named the Eyeful Tower. So you should all appreciate that I didn't make that joke.

..

 

[Aeson]

What can I say? You know the true me. It's all about money and sex!


*Stops in front of Desert Hare*

Like my boobies? It's a photo op, don't pass it up.


ROFL!!! OMG!!

That was a true rofl, I laughed so hard I actually fell out of my chair!


5' 10", brunette, CC cup, shorn pubic area.

Anything to help my adoring fans.

You're an evil evil tease. One day woman we will have a reckoning.

And for your viewing pleasure.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85krLPrWWTY]YouTube - The Streak - Ray Stevens Comedy Classics[/ame]

 

[Demongirl]

Computer: I spend a good portion of my downtime online with my gaming group or here at Enworld.

Pets: My room mate and I each have a cat. Every winter like clockwork, we get a batch of kittens. They help to line our pockets with more money.

Colors: My favorite royal blue.

Music: I'm an odd duck, I only buy movie scores and soundtracks. Last one I bought was the Superman Returns soundtrack on Saturday.

Video Games: I don't play.

Television: Heroes (yay, it on tonight!), Being Erica & Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Movies: My room mate and I try to see one a week and then go out to dinner. We saw Coraline last Thursday.

 

[Aeson]

*blink, blink*



Obviously. I just got an eyeful.

She may not have got the memo about your straightness.

Well, are you going to just sit there and take it? Flash her right back!

*Sits back and passes Aeson the popcorn*

. . . and just in case anyone thinks this is crude, I'd like to point out that my other idea for this post was a joke about a 50' tall statue of a naked Demongirl named the Eyeful Tower. So you should all appreciate that I didn't make that joke.

..

No popcorn for me. I really should be trying to get to sleep. I curse you all for keeping me up so late.

 

[Demongirl]

Television: Heroes (yay, it on tonight!), Being Erica & Sarah Connor Chronicles.

I also have a small collection of dvds.