A flavorful thread with Sour Cream and cHIVEs : Are you hungry yet?

[hafrogman]

I'd hate to burst your bubble, but the whole 14 years I lived in AZ my family lived in Flagstaff.

I've been.

But fine, have it your way, we've never met. I GUESS Flagstaff still counts as desert, but it's a pretty close call. Religious family, Flagstaff. Now I'm thinking instead of me, you know one of my roommates.

The first time I found out that his family was Mormon was when the church came to my doorstep to check up on him after learning he had moved into the area.

 

[Aeson]

I've been.

But fine, have it your way, we've never met. I GUESS Flagstaff still counts as desert, but it's a pretty close call. Religious family, Flagstaff. Now I'm thinking instead of me, you know one of my roommates.

The first time I found out that his family was Mormon was when the church came to my doorstep to check up on him after learning he had moved into the area.

The WHOLE church?

 

[hafrogman]

Let's not push our luck and try not to debate it. Focus on what we've been saying.

TECHNICALLY, I'm now discussing semantics, not religion. But yes, you're very right. So I'll try and drop it now, and let the conversation drift back to something more appropriate, like sex.

 

[Demongirl]

So I'll try and drop it now, and let the conversation drift back to something more appropriate, like sex.

*Strips naked, burns her clothes and streaks the hive*

Giggity, giggity, gig!

 

[hafrogman]

The WHOLE church?

Yup.

Okay, well not really. But there were three of them, which is pretty odd. Always two, there are. A master, and an apprentice.

...

Or actually just two apprentices, a pair of young guys in black pants, white shirts, black ties, riding bicycles. I see them about. I appreciate that they're always wearing helmets. Bike safety, FTW!

So yeah, three was quite the increase.

 

[Aeson]

TECHNICALLY, I'm now discussing semantics, not religion. But yes, you're very right. So I'll try and drop it now, and let the conversation drift back to something more appropriate, like sex.

You think semantics matter to some of the folks around here?

There's more to the hive than sex. Luckily for us we haven't found it yet. I think it's hidden under all the Kleenex, lube, toys, fuzzy cuffs, whips, whip cream, nudie mags.

 

[Desert Hare]

But fine, have it your way, we've never met. I GUESS Flagstaff still counts as desert, but it's a pretty close call. Religious family, Flagstaff. Now I'm thinking instead of me, you know one of my roommates.

I suppose it its vaguely possible, but if we ever did, I just don't remember it.

*Strips naked, burns her clothes and streaks the hive*

Giggity, giggity, gig!

Oh. My.

 

[hafrogman]

*Strips naked, burns her clothes and streaks the hive*

Giggity, giggity, gig!

They call her the streak!
Fastest thing on two feet!

He she comes! *Giggity giggity*
There she goes! *Giggity giggity*
And she ain't wearin' no clothes!

 

[Aeson]

*Strips naked, burns her clothes and streaks the hive*

Giggity, giggity, gig!

We need some visuals to work with here.

 

[Aeson]

They call her the streak!
Fastest thing on two feet!

He she comes! *Giggity giggity*
There she goes! *Giggity giggity*
And she ain't wearin' no clothes!

Don't look, Ethel!