A message from Thasmodious

[jonesy]

Given the precedent set in Anderson v. Munchausen, I suppose it must be allowable.

Munchausen had midair battles? I don't remember that at all.

 

[Umbran]

Munchausen had midair battles?

The Baron is well-known for riding back and forth across a battlefield on cannonballs. Sounds about right to me.

 

[Scott DeWar]

On cannonballs? the landing must have been a bit - - rough.

 

[TarionzCousin]

I'll have you all know that I fully intend to survive multiple landings. I'll be wearing one of those inflatable sumo-wrestling suits.

Have at thee, Knave!

 

[Fifth Element]

I'll be wearing one of those inflatable sumo-wrestling suits.

My first attack will therefore be to slash your suit, deflating it. Have a happy landing!

 

[Scott DeWar]

Baron, Your suit is now deflated-now what?

 

[TarionzCousin]

What do you call the small, rabbit-shaped shadow on the third moon? No, the small shadow. Is it on the fourth moon? I forget. No, it's not a lizard shadow, it's a rabbit shadow. What do you call that? "Lizard"? That's a horrible name. Boring. Don't call me that.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Excerpt from the unpublished Frank Herbert short story, "Revelations of Dune"

"Wait, what is this? An old Fremen-English translation guide...
*flip flip flip*
M... Ma... Mo...
*flip flip flip*
Ms...Mu...AH here it is!
*ahem*

'Muad'Dib: 1) A slang term for someone who mates with sandworms, derived from the name of a Fremen who was a legendary drunkard and attempted to do so one evening 2) the constellation above Arrakis which depicts his attempt, or 3) the splotch on the second moon of Arrakis resembling the remains of that man.'

What the...SON OF A BITCH!"