D&D 5E A New Frontier REDUX [Closed]

[Thateous]

I don't know why but it took my like 10 minutes to remember what Daddy was supposed to be. I was like, Wight, no... Ghoul, no... Ghast, no... Banshee, hell no. If only I could access google drive from work. Never easy is it?

 

[Azurewraith]

I don't know why but it took my like 10 minutes to remember what Daddy was supposed to be. I was like, Wight, no... Ghoul, no... Ghast, no... Banshee, hell no. If only I could access google drive from work. Never easy is it?

Nope could always sneak to the loo and use your phone.

 

[Thateous]

This is so unscripted and I'm giddy like the 6 foot man child I am as it unfolds.

 

[Azurewraith]

This is so unscripted and I'm giddy like the 6 foot man child I am as it unfolds.

My wife hates that I'm a 6ft man child it makes me sad.

 

[Thateous]

Giving others a chance to chime in and whisper among yourselves. I imagine your last phrase was a whisper too?

 

[Azurewraith]

Nah I conjured a megaphone. Ye twas a whisper I'm also the proud owner of a toddler now so ill be slowing down.

 

[Thateous]

What's the going rate for one of those nowadays?

 

[Azurewraith]

Sanity. Freedom. Sleep. The sudden realization that you are now officially a grown up. I hear it costs women their dignity to.

 

[MetaVoid]

What's the going rate for one of those nowadays?

OOC: You don't have to pay, you get paid by grateful parents who get to sleep in again It's called "sitting on babies" Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any damage that comes from extra weight sitting on the said toddler

 

[MetaVoid]

Sanity. Freedom. Sleep. The sudden realization that you are now officially a grown up. I hear it costs women their dignity to.

Why women? Or better, why only women?