A race to unite the editions

[RangerWickett]

Ladies and gentlemen, we know that dragonborn have inflamed emotions and that their existence was a major memetic battleground of the Edition Wars. However I think that the flaw to their creation was merely that they took the narrative of the game too far from its roots.

To rectify that, I present . . .

The Dungeonborn
Rather than post any details, I'll just link to threads of other people who had this idea a long time before 11:45pm EST tonight (the moment I realized I was not the first person on the internet to be clever).

http://www.enworld.org/forum/d-d-4th-edition-discussion/236198-dungeonborn.html

[4e] Dungeonborn - Giant in the Playground Forums

 

[Kaodi]

Dungeonborn? Is that like some kind of mutated gelantinous cube?

 

[Erekose]

Aren't the "Dungeonborn" the characters run by all of us "old school" players?

 

[trancejeremy]

But unless you make it a class (as well as race), you'll never get the Basic people on board.

 

[Alzrius]

My support for the dungeonborn depends on whether or not their females have boobs.

 

[Szatany]

The perfect D&D game should have 3 races: dragonborn, dungeonborn, and the ampersandlings.

 

[AntiStateQuixote]

My support for the dungeonborn depends on whether or not their females have boobs.

No mammaries, no peace.
Know mammaries, know peace.

 

[avin]

Dungeonvorn! Duhvahkiin!