The vampire looks pale and drawn, in a desparate move he slams two punches towards Shorrin, the first missing wildly but the second pushing away the threatening fighter. He then runs towards the bound girl, heedless of the danger. Tonk, Larinza, and Dextyr all land blows on him, but his undead strength carries him past them. He reaches out for her with his claws...
Suddenly from the high, hollow windows of the cathedral leaps a blur that lands between the vampire and his helpless target. He grabs the vampire's head and twists it around with snap and the creature falls to ash. You see a young boy in noble's clothes standing for a moment before he kneels and cuts the bonds of the woman. She rises and embraces him in a hug.
My dearest Eddy, I knew you would come for me! They stand there exchanging kisses and hugs, ignoring the carnage around them.
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You have completed the encounter and soon the adventure. XP and treasure rewards to come soon. I hope that this parody makes you laugh more than groan, and I promise some good RP to come soon too. There will also be a teaser for a "sequal", which I promise will have no vampires
Really!
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