Ambiguously Gendered Child of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Crothian]

Ooooo.... hot, steamy smurf action!!

your place or mine?????

 

[Jdvn1]

I smurf, but still I forgive smurf...I have smurf

You just want us to take your bomb-gift.

 

[Rystil Arden]

How many smurfs he smurfed in the past half hour.....

Didn't you figure it out yet? The admins have told him that they are going to add a "Smurfs" number underneath the Reviews number that counts the number of times you've said Smurf. He wants to beat everyone at that too, hence the smurfing.

 

[Crothian]

Hay, y'know.. I'm sorry, man.. But, my grandfather lost a leg in the Smurf Wars, and.. I just can't firgive them blue buggers..

- Kemrain the Bitter.

the smurf wars are a hoax, they never happened

 

[Jdvn1]

Him throwing out a random number.....

Him?! Is Kemrain that ambiguous?!

 

[Kemrain]

I've... never heard that.

Probably not.. I mean, I made it.. I didn't think I was popular enough for it to have gotten out...

- Kemrain the Modest.

 

[Jdvn1]

Probably not.. I mean, I made it.. I didn't think I was popular enough for it to have gotten out...

- Kemrain the Modest.

What do the other numbers mean?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Hay, y'know.. I'm sorry, man.. But, my grandfather lost a leg in the Smurf Wars, and.. I just can't firgive them blue buggers..

- Kemrain the Bitter.

But these aren't the same blue buggers who smurfed your grandpa's leg.

 

[Darkness]

the smurf wars are a hoax, they never happened

You mean they were just a blue herring?

 

[Kemrain]

Didn't you figure it out yet? The admins have told him that they are going to add a "Smurfs" number underneath the Reviews number that counts the number of times you've said Smurf. He wants to beat everyone at that too, hence the smurfing.

I shoulds seen that coming...

- Kemrain the Cynic.