Ambrus 1 / Death 0

[RangerWickett]

The Jack Daniels fairy gets my vote. Which do you think sounds hottest?

The same girl always goes to costume parties as an alcoholic fairy now. She's also been the Skyy Vodka fairy, and this Halloween party she was the Kalhua fairy, complete with a bandolier of tiny Kalhua bottles strapped across her chest. She knows how to flaunt her sexiness.

 

[Ambrus]

Wait for the pervs to start to tell us where to find it.

Shhht!!! You'll never lure them in if you go calling them pervs. Besides goth chicks are hot, where's the perversity in that?

She knows how to flaunt her sexiness.

You didn't mention how it is you caught on fire in the first place. Did your proximity to the hot fairy cause you to spontaneously combust? They're a tricksy lot those fairies.

 

[RangerWickett]

Candles.

 

[RangerWickett]

Also, everyone joked about setting me on fire at this year's Halloween party. Thankfully there were no candles this time, and I was much soberer.

Lesse. What other useful tidbits of life-saving do I know? Red against black, you're okay Jack, red against yellow, he's a dangerous fellow? Liquor before beer, have no fear; beer before liquor, never sicker.

Any others?

 

[Aeson]

Besides goth chicks are hot

You are correct sir.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

You know...I see you give Death 0 points and you 1...but...

No matter how many points you end up getting, Death only ever needs 1 to win.

 

[Ambrus]

Death only ever needs 1 to win.

Touché. Death has got the game rigged. :\

 

[Jesus_marley]

I wouldn't say "rigged" per se.

I think of it more along the lines of Death is one point away from winning the game and you are just playing catch-up.


as for the good samaritan laws, AFAIK, in Canada at least, there is no legal requirement for a person to assist someone in peril although I cannot fathom someone being so heartless as to stand idly by and watch someone else die in front of them.. However, if you do assist and they get injured you are indemnified against legal redress. (ex. breaking ribs while performing CPR)

 

[Nyaricus]

Back in the vampire porn room, I feel a strange heat at my back...

Best. Quote. Evar.

cheers,
--N

 

[Jdvn1]

My good Ambrus ... I hope you were in your human form when you applied the heimlich and not in your dragon form?

Hoorah for you regardless!

The dragon form is more useful anyway--two claws and two wings means twice the heimlich!