Isn't that a bit a presumptuous? The Conan stories were short stories. The movie took various elements from stories and incorporated some of their own material to create a very faithful rendition of Conan.The 82' movie was good. A very well done Conan story in a movie. Now the second movie...trash.
It isn't as though Conan stories were very long. It would have been difficult to make a movie of a Conan short story. Not to mention Robert E. Howard's prose was repetitive at times. He had some extraordinary prose that sung, but just as many stories that were quite boring. I pounded through Robert E. Howard quickly. By the time I was done, I could see why his stories were well-loved. I could also see stories written strictly for commercial purpose that were rushed and unoriginal.
Suffice it to say we disagree about the original Conan movie which I found entertaining.
I actually thought it was a good and entertaining movie too. But like many movie adaptations of written fiction, it changed up the story. You based your response of Conan being a punk from the movie, but he wasn't a punk in the books. I dislike the railroading of starting a campaign off being captured, or being marooned on a a desert isle without equipment, or the party doesn't know each other, or any of several other "you start out heavily disadvantaged because I feel like being a rat bastard DM right off the bat" scenarios. I prefer campaigns that start off with PCs that know each other, have their equipment, and are not "attacked by flying dragons at 1st level" (cough HotDQ sucks cough).

Obviously, other people have other preferences.