An alternative to "RPG"

[Altamont Ravenard]

If you want to play a vague approximation of a role-playing game, but you neither have the time nor the postal capacity, I humbly suggest you look at the following game (may contain traces amounts of profanity):

The Game
The Info
The FAQ

Some testimonials:

I want to say how good your game is! It is very very very good! Progress Quest is simple geniality!
-Denis Kruglov

Best. Game. Ever. I can even play OTHER games while playing THIS game, without losing any time collecting phat lewts. I'm leaving it running for a week or so. Let's see how far my Talking Pony Robot Monk gets (as a side note, Talking Pony Robot Monk would make a GREAT name for a band.)
-Rabid Llama

"The ultimate RPG satisfaction!"
The perfect blend of simplicity and humor with the same ability to tear me away from my daily chores yet never challenge me intellectually!
-Silmaris, download.com user opinions

"for person who don't have the time for games"
I personally don't have too much time for games, i usually work 18h a day. Progressquest changed all that, now I have all the time in the earth.
-gro, download.com user opinions

I've always wanted to own an "ape ass". Thanks Progress Quest for fulfilling that dream for me!
-Supershodin

AR

 

[Zappo]

Ah, ProgressQuest! I remember bringing a Robot Ninja something to level 21 before it crashed without saving.

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Ah, ProgressQuest! I remember bringing a Robot Ninja something to level 21 before it crashed without saving.

What's cool about it now is that it has a multiplayer option!

 

[BrooklynKnight]

i was in the 50's before i trashed it.

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

i was in the 50's before i trashed it.

Altamont's at 57 now, and he's been running since March 1st, 5 days a week, 8 hours a day. It'll take me more than a week to reach level 58... And there are people, probably running it since 1999, that are at 80th level

AR

 

[Angcuru]

All shall feel the wrath of Snivledeedee, the Double Hobbit Bastard Lunatic!

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

All shall feel the wrath of Snivledeedee, the Double Hobbit Bastard Lunatic!

In which world did you connect?

 

[Angcuru]

Multiplayer in Expodrine.

 

[diaglo]

great like the RPG thing here isn't taking up enough of my posting time.