And yeeeeeeeeeeer OUT!

[John Crichton]

Why, why, WHY God can't something like this happen to that unfunny piece of dribble How I Met Your Mother? Why?

Because not everyone shares your opinion.

It's easy enough to just not watch it, too.

 

[jonesy]

Heh.. the parts I heard seemed pretty coked up/bizzare (I actually lost interest in it half way through the entire 45 minute interview).

45 minutes? So where's that then?

I thought it was just the couple of minutes that Danny's link takes to.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Here's the 45 minute long interview segment.

Please note, there several minutes of tin-hat conspriacies, nsfw language, awkard ramblings, etc..

 

[Gulla]

Side Note: "death to the world, let the sheep burn" scans nicely with the lyrics from "Joy to the world." Just sayin'.

I was starting to write the continuation of that, but didn't bother listening to so much ranting, and then I found this [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI]Death To The World (with lyrics)[/ame]

from the HP Lovcraft historical society

It is more than close enough...

 

[El Mahdi]

I normally just avoid stories like this, just because there are so many bigger things to worry about or give attention to in the world. But lately, with so much stuff going on, I think this happening is actually a blessing for the world.

Now, people across the world caught up in turmoil and conflict, can find solace in the realization...


THANK GOD I'M NOT CHARLIE SHEEN!

 

[El Mahdi]

P.S.: Charlie Sheens response to CBS, and specifically Chuck Lore, for cancelling the show...

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...

Charlie Sheen

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He's sounding even crazier than his dad did in Apocalypse Now!

I'm so giving an NPC in my next game the ability of Fire Breathing Fists...! And I'm calling my next dungeon The Octagon, and populating it with mutant earthworms...

 

[TarionzCousin]

How is it possible that talented actors like River Phoenix and John Belushi die from drug overdoses but Charlie Sheen lives forever?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

THANK GOD I'M NOT CHARLIE SHEEN!

Charlie Sheen campaign options:

1. Two Halfings and a Man
2. Young Wands
3. Orc and Briefcase full of Cocaine
4. Elemental Fire Shots

I'm so giving an NPC in my next game the ability of Fire Breathing Fists...! And I'm calling my next dungeon The Octagon, and populating it with mutant earthworms...

RIFTS? World of Synnabar? HERO?

 

[jaerdaph]

In that case I hope Charlie Sheen joins the How I Met Your Mother cast next. Fire Bob Saget as the announcer, give Charlie the job and some blow and let him go to town.

 

[Felon]

How is it possible that talented actors like River Phoenix and John Belushi die from drug overdoses but Charlie Sheen lives forever?

This is a circular proposition. The guys who die in the prime of their careers get remembered as being talents that left the world too soon. Let them get overly ripe like Sheen or Gibson and you can't wait for them to be found doubled-over and bloated in their crapper.