WayneLigon
Adventurer
I'd seen Andromeda (AKA Gene Roddenbery's Andromeda) around but I'd never watched even one episode. So I rented the first disc. The pilot episodes were pretty good, with only one real science hiccup I couldn't quite swallow but I let it go: it's a fun ride and I can give almost anything a pass if I'm having fun. Not too bad at all. I didn't think I'd really enjoy seeing Sorbo in anything, but he was pretty good as the captain. The other cerw members are nice as well. They seem to mesh well.
Then... then we get to Episode Three (each disc has just three episodes, also something that irks me). For those of you who don't know. the premise of Andromeda is that there was this big - really tremendously big - organization called the Confederation that met it's end while the Andromeda was caught in the time dilation effect of a black hole. Fished out, the captain discovers they were in the effect for 300 years while only a second passed for them. The Confederation is dead and gone for 300 years. He decides to recreate it, all by himself, with the aid of the Andromeda which, thanks to the general backsliding of civilization, is like 200 years ahead of everything else in the sky. Got that?
So we get to episode three. They go to this space station that the captain knows was around in his time, and hey, it's still there. I can buy that; things have been messed up for a long time. Space is big and records get lost.
Hoping to find some mothballed supplies and such, they dock. They are met by a station full of kids who don't get older than about 20 before they die from genetic damage caused by a reactor leak they can't fix. They have an entire civilization based on corrupted passages of High Guard procedure manuals that they've turned into a religion and cute misinterpretations of said texts ('frequency swiitching' becomes 'freak witches' or something like that). Didn't we see this before? Oh, yeah, it was called 'Miri' way back in ST: TOS, as well as being a standard cliche of every single 70's after-the-crash episode of any genre show. Jesus Christ, Majel, didn't you have anything better to do than approve revisions of 40-year-old scripts?
I mean, I don't even mind seeing some cliches, but.. man. This is an ancient one and just possibly one of the stupidest ones.
Before I go any further, does Andromeda get any better or does it stay stuck rehashing the same things as every show before it?
Then... then we get to Episode Three (each disc has just three episodes, also something that irks me). For those of you who don't know. the premise of Andromeda is that there was this big - really tremendously big - organization called the Confederation that met it's end while the Andromeda was caught in the time dilation effect of a black hole. Fished out, the captain discovers they were in the effect for 300 years while only a second passed for them. The Confederation is dead and gone for 300 years. He decides to recreate it, all by himself, with the aid of the Andromeda which, thanks to the general backsliding of civilization, is like 200 years ahead of everything else in the sky. Got that?
So we get to episode three. They go to this space station that the captain knows was around in his time, and hey, it's still there. I can buy that; things have been messed up for a long time. Space is big and records get lost.
Hoping to find some mothballed supplies and such, they dock. They are met by a station full of kids who don't get older than about 20 before they die from genetic damage caused by a reactor leak they can't fix. They have an entire civilization based on corrupted passages of High Guard procedure manuals that they've turned into a religion and cute misinterpretations of said texts ('frequency swiitching' becomes 'freak witches' or something like that). Didn't we see this before? Oh, yeah, it was called 'Miri' way back in ST: TOS, as well as being a standard cliche of every single 70's after-the-crash episode of any genre show. Jesus Christ, Majel, didn't you have anything better to do than approve revisions of 40-year-old scripts?
I mean, I don't even mind seeing some cliches, but.. man. This is an ancient one and just possibly one of the stupidest ones.
Before I go any further, does Andromeda get any better or does it stay stuck rehashing the same things as every show before it?