Piratecat keeps touching me. Make him stop touching me. Stop it!
I didn't wanna go to 4th admission. I don't know why we couldn't stay home with 3rd. 4th sounds like it's gonna be stinky. Who's gonna have any fun without bards and g'nomes to play with? I WANT MY BROKEN RANGER!!!
... Now Piratecat isn't touching me. Make him stop not touching me.