Kenji has opened the can, and dumps the contents, which contain the following:
[01:44] <MeowthBot> 1: The manta ray stands across the coast; parries the touch of the bamboo! *yen*
[01:44] <MeowthBot> 2: The tiger charges the dungeon; parts the punch of the bird!
[01:44] <MeowthBot> 3: The kama decimates the wastelands; dominates the roar of the earth!
[01:44] <MeowthBot> 4: The fan severs the badlands; fends off the throw of the dark sunbeam!
[01:44] <MeowthBot> 5: The snake mangles the island; silences the terror of the comet!