Ask Brain

[Brain]

Can I have my shoe back?

No.

 

[Brain]

Why don't you ever see any half-dwarves?

No.

 

[Brain]

Why?

Yes.

 

[HellHound]

(aside: what a fascinating way to rapidly increase Brain's post-count... nearly ingenious, I would say)

 

[Brain]

Is the yoda on my desk lying to me?

You know, I'm sure he is. Every little word that comes from his little electronic voicebox is taunting me with lies! LIES! Plattitudes and lies! He tuants me, the little mechanical beast dressed up to look like a backwards-talking jedi master... lies....


Lies.


Right?

Unsure, I am.

 

[Jdvn1]

No.

Please!

 

[Jdvn1]

(aside: what a fascinating way to rapidly increase Brain's post-count... nearly ingenious, I would say)

Seconded.

 

[Brain]

Are you more accurate than a Magic Eight Ball?

Yes.

 

[Brain]

Oh I've got a real good one:


Will "Wil Save" still be on the last page of Dungeon Magazine a year from now?

Unlikely.

 

[Brain]

A variation of that is what I was going to ask for my first question actually... MEGHal affects us all in subconscious ways, eh?

Yes.