Ask Tom Cashel if you dare!

[Tom Cashel]

Go on. I dare you.

I triple-dog dare you.

Unlike these other putative question-answerers, these Johnny- and Joanie-Come-Lately's, these unmitigated Asses, I've got the SKILLS.

 

[Darrin Drader]

Very well.

What happens when an unstoppable object collides with an unmovable object?

Can god make a rock so heavy he can't lift it?

If I can only tell lies and I tell you that I am lying, does that mean that I am telling the truth?

 

[Silver Moon]

Next question: When amortizing convertible debentures over the life of a thirty-year asset, if straight line depreciation had been used for the first eleven years, and then converted to the double-acceleration method allowed in the 1997 tax code, would the residual assets for the year 2003 be substantial enough to justify changing to a congruous working capital equity-based portfolio?

 

[jdavis]

Who's on first? Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Who's buried in Grant's tomb? What the heck does "too infinity and beyond" mean? What's the gross displacement of the Battleship Yamoto? Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Did dinosaurs build Stonehenge? Which was better Colecovision or Intellivision? What does blue smell like?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Why is the sky Orangy-green?

 

[Angcuru]

How does the entire text of the H.M.S. Pinnafore read when translated into Koine?

 

[EricNoah]

Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where are you going to? Do you know?

 

[Tallok]

Do you dare to answer these questions? (not sure I would)
and another: how does one become omniscient? and another: why does cold fusion work?

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? and if the chicken was first, why, in fact, did he cross the road?

 

[Desdichado]

What happens when an unstoppable object collides with an unmovable object?

You mean like when the Hulk fights the Juggernaut?

D'oh! Slipped into comic book geek mode in Tom Cashel's thread!