Attacking Squirrels in DnD
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Nebulous
Legend
So a 22 Dex squirrel with Full Defense, Improved Initiative and some kickbutt skills would run around an AC 24. Definitely harder to hit than before. Until you gain a few levels and squirrel catching gets easy again. 
On a side note, when i was a kid we had an old neighbor whose gardner would shoot squirrels out of the trees with a .22 rifle. Guess she didn't like 'em either.
On a side note, when i was a kid we had an old neighbor whose gardner would shoot squirrels out of the trees with a .22 rifle. Guess she didn't like 'em either.
Impeesa
Explorer
You're thinking too much. Observe the squirrel: he runs 5-10 feet, looks around like he's afraid of snipers, then repeats. All day. Clearly, he's taking a move action every round and using his remaining standard action to ready an action: run like crap if anything bigger than a gnat closes to melee range.
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Nebulous
Legend
Impeesa said:You're thinking too much. Observe the squirrel: he runs 5-10 feet, looks around like he's afraid of snipers, then repeats. All day. Clearly, he's taking a move action every round and using his remaining standard action to ready an action: run like crap if anything bigger than a gnat closes to melee range.
--Impeesa--
Yeah, that would probably work too now that i think about it. Just live your life like every second might be your last. Squirrels must need some major therapy. It's surprising that a life of acute paranoia doesn't lead more squirrels to this:
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Warehouse23
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Hmm... time to have a plucky squirrel steal the fighter's ring of invisibilty.....
You think squirrels are bad- try taking on some Chip-Monks! 
