Attacking Squirrels in DnD
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Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
Right around the time you get a sense of humor for your birthday.Ed Cha said:
I'm A Banana
Potassium-Rich
Add this to the stuff with gnomes the boards was going through a few years back......^_^
Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
With the new squirrel book, the gnomes have a fighting chance this time around.Kamikaze Midget said:
Jamdin
Explorer
I have gotten within two feet of a squirrel by accident on one of my daily walks earlier this spring. The creature was frozen at the base of a large oak tree and I had spotted it about ten feet earlier. I slowly walked right by the squirrel and the tree while trying not to make a sound to spook it away. It eyed me the whole time but stayed frozen as a statue. If I had a throwing dagger and the skill to use one, I probably could have pinned it to the tree.
Nuclear Platypus
First Post
Well if a rabbit can tear through a dozen or so knights in a matter of seconds, then a squirrel should be proportionately nasty. Even before using a Holy Hand Grenade.
What about the carnivorous squirrels from 1st Edition (MMII)? Has anyone updated them to 3.x yet or maybe d20 Modern?![:]](http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png "Devious :]")
However I do recall some squirrels displaying semi-aggressive(?) behavior by dropping acorns on students. Maybe its just an East Texas thing or they picked up some (much cleaner) tricks from the pigeons.
What about the carnivorous squirrels from 1st Edition (MMII)? Has anyone updated them to 3.x yet or maybe d20 Modern?
However I do recall some squirrels displaying semi-aggressive(?) behavior by dropping acorns on students. Maybe its just an East Texas thing or they picked up some (much cleaner) tricks from the pigeons.
arwink
Clockwork Golem
I'm not suggesting it's concrete evidence or anything, but check out this article about ninja death squirrels attacking a random motorcylclist.
True Story
I was walking under a tree in San Antonio and I heard this high-pitched barking sound.
There was this male squirrel working his way down the trunk at me, barking and puffing up his fur. He was PISSED!
Now, I know I had something like 190lbs on the fella, but they're fast and their jaws are MAD strong (and rabies is a possibility)...so I just kept moving and let him have something to brag about.
Bet he got some tail that night!
I was walking under a tree in San Antonio and I heard this high-pitched barking sound.
There was this male squirrel working his way down the trunk at me, barking and puffing up his fur. He was PISSED!
Now, I know I had something like 190lbs on the fella, but they're fast and their jaws are MAD strong (and rabies is a possibility)...so I just kept moving and let him have something to brag about.
Bet he got some tail that night!
the Jester
Legend
Nebulous, your avatar makes me happy.
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Sammael
Adventurer
Another possibility: squirrel fishing.
