Attacks of Opportunity are ruining D&D!!

[DaveMage]

SO what happens when an attack of opportunity knocks?

 

[Gomez]

I have heard that if you perform too many Attacks of Opportunity that you will go blind!

 

[Quasqueton]

SO what happens when an attack of opportunity knocks?

I don't know. What happens when an attack of opportunity knocks?

Quasqueton

 

[Zweihänder]

The reason that I have a crappy yob is because of the Attacks of Opportunity. They keep a well-bred Gnoll like myself from moving up in the world. If not for the Attacks of Opportunity, I could have the yob of the Gnoll King!

 

[LogicsFate]

My AoO beat up your honor student

 

[Twowolves]

I don't know. What happens when an attack of opportunity knocks?

Quasqueton

Great Cleave!!

 

[Ranger REG]

SO what happens when an attack of opportunity knocks?

Don't answer it. Duh.

 

[Ranger REG]

The reason that I have a crappy yob is because of the Attacks of Opportunity. They keep a well-bred Gnoll like myself from moving up in the world. If not for the Attacks of Opportunity, I could have the yob of the Gnoll King!

"Gnoll King," let me introduce you to the letter "J."

 

[Thotas]

Attacks of opportunity ate my homework.

 

[Terath Ninir]

Attacks of opportunity stand on every freakin' street corner around here with a cardboard sign begging for money for food, but you just know they're going to blow it all on booze, crack, and meth...