Author (and artist) of The Book of Erotic Fantasy

[jaerdaph]

Personally, I don't want to comment on any book I haven't even seen yet, but I do know this: I'll really have to think twice before I ask if any of the prestige classes in The Book of Erotic Fantasy got the (ahem)... shaft.

 

[Assenpfeffer]

I've always been an advocate of seeing more women playing RPGs. Hopefully, the idea of romance and seduction will give women who aren't currently playing now another reason to consider D&D and RPGs as a whole. I think D&D can be just as romantic as the gothic flavor of Vampire the Masqerade.

Which is, itself, an interesting point. It's widely conceded that there's a much higher percentage of women in Vampire games than there is in D&D games. Is this because of the much greater role that sensuality plays in Vampire, a game with clear sexual overtones, even when it doesn't use depictions of sex. Vampire mythology and literature has always been about sex - and about forbidden sex, at that.

 

[BOZ]

I also find offensive that only 'losers living in their parents basement who've never had actual sex' could only find eroticism and porn interesting. None of those things describe me, and I enjoy erotic materials. (Maybe its just me -- millions of web sites and I'm the only one ) As noted, most gaming shops carry adult anime or other comics and movies and so already deal with keeping inappropriate materials away from kids.

Also, I'd advise everyone to stay away from the "L" and "C" words in this discussion. Politics gives them thar mods an itchy trigger finger.

yet another reason not to hate maddman.

 

[BOZ]

I have no use for the book myself, but I will defend the right to publish it. I have no desire to roleplay sex with the guys that I play games with. I'll do that kind of roleplaying with my fiance

Also want to throw out some applause to Merak. I've never seen someone so tolerant and stable-minded on a message board

Bravo!

i thought you wrote this book?

oh wait... nevermind.

 

[BOZ]

WooHoo! Elf porn is hot, Dwarf porn is not!

Next we'll have:

Dragon Kama Sutra - Over 500 new positions you can try with your dragon mate. (Warning: we're not liable for any crushed, humans, elves, dwarves etc.)

Eric Noahs Guide to How to have a Half-Fiend Love Child - Step by step instructions on how to seduce a fiend!

Flumph love - We know you love em but we'll show you how you can REALLY LOVE them.

you made my day.

 

[Henry]

Originally posted by Delgar:
Next we'll have:

Dragon Kama Sutra - Over 500 new positions you can try with your dragon mate. (Warning: we're not liable for any crushed, humans, elves, dwarves etc.)

Eric Noahs Guide to How to have a Half-Fiend Love Child - Step by step instructions on how to seduce a fiend!

Flumph love - We know you love em but we'll show you how you can REALLY LOVE them.[/B]

You know, you really need to stop -- you're doubtlessly giving M. Jason Parent an endless amount of new ideas for the next "Portable Hole Full of Beer" book.

 

[Delgar]

You know, you really need to stop -- you're doubtlessly giving M. Jason Parent an endless amount of new ideas for the next "Portable Hole Full of Beer" book

Like:

"Portable Hole Full of Flaggelating Flumphs"
"101 New Pulsating Staffs"
"Bag of Holding or Dwarven S&M Den?"
"Hewards Handy Sextoy Sack"
"Vecna's *(&^"

Bring on the Flumph Porn!!! We want nekkid Flumphs!

Delgar

 

[Delgar]

you made my day.

At least I made someones day!!!

Delgar

 

[MerakSpielman]

Like:

"Portable Hole Full of Flaggelating Flumphs"
"101 New Pulsating Staffs"
"Bag of Holding or Dwarven S&M Den?"
"Hewards Handy Sextoy Sack"
"Vecna's *(&^"

Bring on the Flumph Porn!!! We want nekkid Flumphs!

Delgar

How about just leaving it to the imagination?

Hand of Glory
Portable Hole
Any Rod, Wand or Staff
Gloves of Dexterity
Potion of Heroism
...

Edit: We're not exactly sounding mature are we? More like the giggling highschoolers we've been slamming for the last few pages...

 

[Harlock]

Edit: We're not exactly sounding mature are we? More like the giggling highschoolers we've been slamming for the last few pages...

Thanks MerakSpielman! I laughed pretty hard after reading that line. I think being able to even objectively point that out took some courage and introspection. Great stuff, best line of the thread in fact.