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As the father of an infant, I can assure you that this would provide a severe circumstance penalty to your Move Silently rolls. And frankly, wearing "Baby Armor" for more than a few minutes would require some kind of Sanity Check in my games. The cacaphony of multiple screeching voices would push most people over the edge.
And if you try to go with a slightly older child for an increased cover bonus and to cut down on the number of voices, you're in for a whole other kind of trouble. Then you get the constant stream of questions: "Why are you so mean why are you furry all over what's that pointy thing who are those guys where do babies come from?..."
No thanks. I'd rather just have the heroes kill me.
And if you try to go with a slightly older child for an increased cover bonus and to cut down on the number of voices, you're in for a whole other kind of trouble. Then you get the constant stream of questions: "Why are you so mean why are you furry all over what's that pointy thing who are those guys where do babies come from?..."
No thanks. I'd rather just have the heroes kill me.