D&D 5E BardTales- Woeful Table Tales + A Poll

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Which of these options would you least like to happen at your table?

  • A player says that he wants to play a Kender named Jigglypuff in DarkSun.

    Votes: 12 24.0%
  • Two players spend the entire time arguing about Disintegrate v. Wild-Shaped Druid.

    Votes: 12 24.0%
  • The pizza never arrives.

    Votes: 5 10.0%
  • You step on all of the d4s.

    Votes: 7 14.0%
  • A player keeps comparing all the monsters to current political candidates.

    Votes: 5 10.0%
  • The DM is requiring you to play characters based off of 80s sitcom characters.

    Votes: 9 18.0%

  • Poll closed .
I functioning court system for adventuring? I'm kind of boggling, here. The amount of tortious conduct that happens on a daily basis.
Yes, unfortunately a precedent had already been set in that campaign that there was a court system...several, in fact; the Dwarves had their version, the Romans had theirs, and so on. (and I think I lost in every one of them; I'm 0-for-lifetime in these bloody court cases!)

Do the monsters have standing? Can they bring an action? Battery? Intentional infliction of emotional distress for that fear or charm person spell? What about conversion for when y'all come in and take their gold?
Ha! Nobody ever thought of that...and probably just as well. :) The courts in-game seemed to be more for rich people (like us adventuring types) to sue each other, and were also used for regular local justice; very much like our current system IRL.

Side tangent: one of the funniest sessions I've ever DMed was a few years ago when a party wanted to put a captive on trial...they were weeks away from civilization so they did it themselves, appointing roles by drawing party-member names out of a hat (so one was randomly appointed as the judge, one was the prosecutor, one was the defense counsel, etc.) and taking it from there. What a wonderful disaster! The end result was the judge sentenced the captive to a year's community service...but as the party was the only community around she'd (without realizing it until it was pointed out later) in effect just sentenced the captive - who was a competent Mage - to join the party for a year. This didn't sit well with some of the party, a round of murderous infighting ensued leading to the deaths of the captive and two party members, and the in-game fallout went on for months. The players, meanwhile, were laughing their heads off the whole time; and I-as-DM got to sit back and enjoy the show! :)

Lanefan
 

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