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Bearded Lady
Prerequisites:
Bluff: 8 ranks, Disguise 8 ranks, Perform 8 ranks
Must be female and have a beard, either real or fake
Features:
BAB: Medium
Saves: Fort: Poor, Ref: Good, Will: Poor
Skills: 6 + Int mod
All Rogue skills + Perform
Abilities:
Level 1:
Sideshow (Ex): A Bearded Lady may attempt to use her beard to Fascinate others as a Bard of her class level. Unfortunately, she must also take a circumstance penalty equal to her class level on charisma based skills and checks as long as she has a beard. In the case of dwarves, this penalty turns into a bonus.
Level 2:
The Real Deal (SLA): A Bearded Lady gains the Alter Self spell as a spell like ability, thus enabling her to grow a real beard. This ability can be used once per day for ever level of Bearded Lady she has, and has a caster level equal to her class levels in Bearded Lady.
Level 3:
Whip It Good (Ex): A Bearded Lady may use her beard as if it were a whip. This attack follows all the standard rules for a whip, except that it deals 1d6 damage/level of Bearded Lady and does not provoke attacks of opportunity when used.
Level 4:
Gotcha (Ex): A Bearded Lady may attempt to entangle all creatures in a single square with her beard as a standard action. A reflex save of 10 + 1/2 the Bearded Lady's character level + Con. mod negates the entanglement.
Level 5:
With The Greatest Of Ease (Ex): The Bearded Lady's beard can act as a counterweight, granting her the ability to take 10 on Balance and Tumble checks. In addition, it can function as a third hand, providing a +5 circumstance bonus on Climb, Disable Device, Escape Artist, Forgery, Heal, Open Lock, Sleight of Hand, Swim, Tumble, and Use Rope checks.
Beard Apotheosis: The Bearded Lady's beard becomes a real, permanent beard.