Beowulf and Grendel

Nah, as Beowuld entered her cave and saw all of her skull&spine trophies they locked eyes and sort of developed an "understanding." She gave him a pistol from the 1700's, from the future in that story, because as you know, trolls are notorious time-travelers.

Then she raped him.

Never said it had a happy ending.
 

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