Big or Small?

[The_Warlock]

Are you so sure you can afford me?

Well, I am willing to open negotiations on price. And I do have some excellent side benefits I'd be willing to offer...

 

[The_Warlock]

He'll take out a loan and mortgage the house.

Equity loan on the condo, actually. Second mortgages are NASTY, even if I do only have a less than a decade to go on the first one.

 

[Goldmoon]

Well, I am willing to open negotiations on price. And I do have some excellent side benefits I'd be willing to offer...

I have pretty good benefits in the military. Free health care, 30 days paid vacation per year which carries over if I dont use it all, good discounts an a lot of places. What did you have in mind?

 

[Heckler]

Prior job experience? Excellent! That leads to an increase in hourly rate...would you prefer cookies, cheescake, or some other form of payment?

I'd like some cheesecake, please, IYKWIM.

 

[Goldmoon]

Whatever. It doesn't matter. She'll never love me anyway.

Awwww *Hugs Aeson*

 

[Goldmoon]

I'd like some cheesecake, please, IYKWIM.

AITID!

No where did I put my sword......

 

[The_Warlock]

I have pretty good benefits in the military. Free health care, 30 days paid vacation per year which carries over if I dont use it all, good discounts an a lot of places. What did you have in mind?

Well, room and board, free massages (daily), a finished gaming basement, I like to bake (specifically cheescakes, chocolate cakes), and as I don't drink, I would never encroach on your Guinness supply. Other benefits may be available upon request.

 

[The_Warlock]

I'd like some cheesecake, please, IYKWIM.

I can't give you the cheescake unless she poses...

 

[Heckler]

I can't give you the cheescake unless she poses...

You heard the man, git ta posin'!

 

[The_Warlock]

AITID!

No where did I put my sword......

I think you left it in the other man who was making assertions and assumptions...