Books you DON'T want to see WotC publish

[PallidPatience]

Dire fiendish tapeworms ftw!

 

[Bad Paper]

Complete Eunuch

ITYM Incomplete Eunuch

 

[Kae'Yoss]

ITYM Incomplete Eunuch

Those guys got everything Unix eunuchs need. Is an incomplete one a guy who still hasn't got the final modifications?

 

[Drowbane]

Complete Moron

Not a fan of M&M, eh?

I've been waiting for Talath to unslack and toss us a new version... Complete Moron would be perfect!

 

[Shemeska]

The Complete* Scientology (in multiple, increasingly expensive increments)
Real Ultimate Power - official guide to ninjas of the internet
Expedition to El Amo the "Fortress of Love"
Dragon Dice Revised

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

KEWL 1337 POWRZ TO TOTLY FLIP OT ND K&LL TNGS- a complete guide to making your DM lose the rest of his fractured sanity(written entirely in 1337speak)

 

[painandgreed]

Races of Obscure AD&D Modules

I want that one. It would actually make those obscure modules playable since I don't feel like stating out things like Aspis.

 

[Ourph]

Expedition to Tragidore: Return of the Terrible Trouble!

 

[Cthulhudrew]

Book of Many Rules

 

[DM_Matt]

Book of Many Rules

Too late. Check the October 2007 releases.