Breaking News: Kuo-Toa Not Froggy Anymore

[Aeolius]

I still have my kua-toa minis, which I'm using for the mutant frog army in my True20 Darwin's World game.

Drill Sergeant: "All right you pollywogs!! How deep are we gonna bury the enemy?"

Troops: "Knee-deep!! Knee-deep!!"

 

[Wolfspider]

Why does the tree-form Dryad have breasts? Or is that just a trick of the shadow?

JediSoth

Haven't you heard?

Everything in D&D 4e has boobs....

 

[I'm A Banana]

Everything in D&D 4e has boobs....

It's a marketing scheme, I knew it!

D&D is becoming car commercials!

: panic :

 

[Wolfspider]

It's a marketing scheme, I knew it!

D&D is becoming car commercials!

: panic :

Cars have boobs?!?

 

[I'm A Banana]

Cars have boobs?!?

Pick up an auto magazine sometime.

Cars don't have boobs, but boobs and fast cars go together like beer and pretzels.

 

[Aeolius]

Cars have boobs?!?

I believe the euphemism is.... "headlights"

 

[Wolfspider]

I believe the euphemism is.... "headlights"

HA!

I love this place.

 

[Henrix]

Time for a trip in the Wayback Machine... they looked pretty fishy to me, and that's how I've always imagined them.

Let's go all the way back! (Or almost, mine is but a fourth printing.)

Clearly fishy.

 

[HeinorNY]

Deep Ones were humans that were slowly transformed into deep ones. Did they keep their breasts after the transformation???

Yes, actually.

My daughter.

[tangent]Congratulations! Beautiful daughter!
I'm sorry for you, you're gonna have trouble in the future my friend [/tangent]

 

[HeinorNY]

Number of attacks: 1 or 2
Damage: by weapon type
Intelligence: High and up
Alignment: Neutral Evil (chaotic tendencies)

Could it be even more ambiguous?