Andrew and Jonathan cleaning out a messy car from where Andrew accidently killed a demon they were transporting...
Jonathan: This is vile! Man, I am never going to forgive you for this.
Andrew: I said I was sorry. And I think its very Jedi to forgive...
Jonathan: An't no Jedi about it! No go* d*** Jedi was ever back here having to pick up little pieces of skull and tenticle an acount a' your dumd a**.
Andrew: I've already said, like a hundred times, that the laser gun went off and anyways it not my fault his entire body exploded like that. You really need to back off from me, 'cause you're hurting my feelings. And I'm like, a rocket, you know... and the needles are getting red.
Jonathan: Oh, you're in the red. Well, let me tell you a**-monkey, I'm the Death Star about the blow up Alderaan, I'm the Ark opened and about the melt every f***ing Nazi alive, I'm a warp core breaching mother f***er, mother f***er! In fact, why the hell am I in the back! Get the hell out of the hover car, were trading!
(beat)
Andrew: Well, at leats we know who shot first...
Jonathan: Shut the hell up!