Call to the Four Lands - OCC

[Neurotic]

Harrasing

Bleh! Strong on words, weak of deeds.

Ideas need to be implemented to be effective.

Good enough?

 

[Leif]

List of Current Ideas . Plans
1. Sell 100 policies from 10-1 to 11-15......
2. Average 3 seminars a week for the next 8 weeks
3. Train 3 new agents
4. Start the Borderlands Keep short adventure
5. Keep current and no less that 48 hours behind post for all games
6. Have Scarlet make a snack of several players
7. Have the Church begin an inquisition into the behavior of several of it's members......
8. Stage an assissination attempt against two party members
9. Have a wayward druid overreach once again and summon something really really bad
10. Involve numerous party members in a life or death mission while being chased by ogiers
11. Stage a hostile takeover of a company
Need i go on gentlement

Hehehehe. I thought that would get your goat!
ummmmm............ just kidding?

 

[Nightbreeze]

7. Have the Church begin an inquisition into the behavior of several of it's members......

Let the old babbling fools come...by lochaber axe or magic, their age will be rendered of no importance

8. Stage an assissination attempt against two party members

Gulp down insane spot and listen checks, newbies

10. Involve numerous party members in a life or death mission while being chased by ogiers

Where are the news, I wonder?

11. Stage a hostile takeover of a company

Even if it was legally possible, we can also try a hostile takeover by air...or of the air...their breathing air, with a firestorm.


Need i go on gentlement

Pffft, the dog barking the loudest is the less scary

 

[Rath Lorien]

7. Have the Church begin an inquisition into the behavior of several of it's members......

Anniston would welcome a little inquisition right about now! Nice and warm in the fire, FAR FAR from that INFERNAL BOOK!

 

[Scotley]

List of Current Ideas . Plans

1. Sell 100 policies from 10-1 to 11-15......
2. Average 3 seminars a week for the next 8 weeks
3. Train 3 new agents
4. Start the Borderlands Keep short adventure
5. Keep current and no less that 48 hours behind post for all games
6. Have Scarlet make a snack of several players
7. Have the Church begin an inquisition into the behavior of several of it's members......
8. Stage an assissination attempt against two party members
9. Have a wayward druid overreach once again and summon something really really bad
10. Involve numerous party members in a life or death mission while being chased by ogiers
11. Stage a hostile takeover of a company

Need i go on gentlement

Please most munificent dm, relax, take off your shoes and put your feet up. Make a nice cup of tea or perhaps something stronger...

You have our premission to skip over some of these items, or at least make them easier for you. I mean really for number 2, Here's a great multitasking opportunity. The next time some vendor is prattling on about how to coax some blue-hair into taking her money out of her mattress or the mason jars in the back yard and put them into a spiffy new annuity his company has you can just whip out your computer and make a few posts. I'm confident you know all that stuff already.

3, just train one new agent and let her train the other two.

6, well, now we can't have scarlet getting fat and lazy can we? If you really insist on this one please note that there are several players with fewer calories and saturated fat than myself in your games.

8, assassination is so 20th century. I say just let it slide.

11, now do you really want to deal with the paperwork required for a hostile takeover? Besides it is only really fun for the lawyers. Just let the lawyers in your games mud wrestle instead. I'll put five bucks on Leif.

Now don't you feel better? At experience point time remember which player took pity on you, empathized and tried to lesson your burden as opposed to all those greedy souls who kept demanding more and more.

 

[Lou]

Please most munificent dm, relax, take off your shoes and put your feet up. Make a nice cup of tea or perhaps something stronger...

You have our premission to skip over some of these items, or at least make them easier for you. I mean really for number 2, Here's a great multitasking opportunity. The next time some vendor is prattling on about how to coax some blue-hair into taking her money out of her mattress or the mason jars in the back yard and put them into a spiffy new annuity his company has you can just whip out your computer and make a few posts. I'm confident you know all that stuff already.

3, just train one new agent and let her train the other two.

6, well, now we can't have scarlet getting fat and lazy can we? If you really insist on this one please note that there are several players with fewer calories and saturated fat than myself in your games.

8, assassination is so 20th century. I say just let it slide.

11, now do you really want to deal with the paperwork required for a hostile takeover? Besides it is only really fun for the lawyers. Just let the lawyers in your games mud wrestle instead. I'll put five bucks on Leif.

Now don't you feel better? At experience point time remember which player took pity on you, empathized and tried to lesson your burden as opposed to all those greedy souls who kept demanding more and more.

ROFLAFAO!!!

This intermission has been brought to you by Player-DMs for Happier DMs. "If we can't suck up to each other, who can we suck up to?"

Now back to your regularly scheduled games or whining about games, whichever comes first.

 

[Leif]

Hey Lou! That's right, I'm talking to YOU, Lou! What do mean by acting all innocent and goody-two-shoes? Why, if I had anything to say about it, I'd just up and dunk your head in the toilet! Hey! Waitaminnit! I DO have something to say about it!! Your gettin' a swirly, pus-head!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[sblock=Lou]no offense, Lou, this is me acting like a Pro Wrestler. Just slam me upside the head with a metal folding chair, I'll give you a swirly, and then we'll go get a beer together.[/sblock]

 

[Lou]

Hey Lou! That's right, I'm talking to YOU, Lou! What do mean by acting all innocent and goody-two-shoes? Why, if I had anything to say about it, I'd just up and dunk your head in the toilet! Hey! Waitaminnit! I DO have something to say about it!! Your gettin' a swirly, pus-head!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I hate blue toilet water! It kills the goldfish! Ouch! Darn safety electrical outlet. Can't shock you if it cuts off the power. But it's dark in here now. I'll just slip around and slam the toilet seat on your hand! Where's the Real World cameras? I need to smile for the camera. Wait! It's dark in here. Where'd you go?

 

[Leif]

I hate blue toilet water! It kills the goldfish! Ouch! Darn safety electrical outlet. Can't shock you if it cuts off the power. But it's dark in here now. I'll just slip around and slam the toilet seat on your hand! Where's the Real World cameras? I need to smile for the camera. Wait! It's dark in here. Where'd you go?

The blue toilet water is especially for you --BLUEBERRY FLAVORED! And you can't slam the seat on my fingers because I always pee with the seat down! hehehe

 

[Pyrex]

Did my casting of Faerie Fire occur, or was it foiled by some mysterious force?