Call to the Four Lands - OCC

[Rhun]

That sounds about right.

 

[Kagehiro]

yea basically mine goes good sometimes and bad others.

 

[Rhun]

yea basically mine goes good sometimes and bad others.

Yeah, that appears to be the standard. It is really unfortunate.

 

[Kagehiro]

Yeah, that appears to be the standard. It is really unfortunate.

what's worse is when I'm off my meds. I get quickly distraught and find it necessary to have Richardson, my alter-ego, do something on the site. Such as.....

The man comes back down the stairs now refreshed and freshly greased. He glistens with the silver of swine grease. He opens up a bag in the middle of the tavern and begins to throw candy and gold all about him in an amazing splendor. Somehow this man appears to be more naked though last time he was completely naked. Perhaps the absence of a handle to a sword sticking out of his rear makes him appear more naked. Or the fact that he's bent over digging in a 50lb bag of candy throwing it around. Somehow his nakedness is beautiful. (18 charisma baby)

He speaks "Splendor be unto you my brothers. Watch the spectacle of art and beauty. Join me in singing praises to John, my G-d and savior.
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....they fell in love
His name was Rico, he wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....she lost her love
(Copa. . Copacabana)
(Copa Copacabana) (Copacabana, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacabana)
(Talking Havana have a banana)
(Music and passion...always the fash--shun)
Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind!
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....don't fall in love
(Copa) don't fall in love
Copacabana
Copacabana"
Perform Awesome [9,8] = (17) Roll Lookup

As he finishes throwing the candy to everyone and the random pieces of gold he then dances his naked dance of beauty.
Perform Dance [16,11] = (27) Roll Lookup
He glimmering naked body twirls as he dances and eats candy. His naked form is entrancing to all who behold it. It's as though he were under a splendor spell. As the light hits his glistening skin he shimmers with the silver of freshly heated swine grease. You can smell it, the soft frangrance of lard and man. He leaps through the air. And twirls again. You feel drawn to this man

 

[Kagehiro]

(1) You haven't emailed an approval request for Richardson
(2) You currently have two "characters" present in the RDI thread simultaneously, which is not permitted
(3) Neither correctly follows LEW rules
(4) There is no such skill as "Perform (awesome)"
(5) There is no such LEW deity as "John"
(6) Your second sheet includes an autofiltered profanity
(7) You posted the lyrics of a real world song which contains multiple references that make no sense in character and in the LEW world.
(8) You were expressly requested to play nice, given a rare second chance, and you didn't avail yourself of the opportunity.

You're banned.
Find somewhere else to indulge your supposed creative side.

Then I get these Replies from Mods....

Oh, and btw I believe a 5-year old child in a burlap sack is definetly part of a Chaotic Evil Clerics starting equipment.... Screw Guildportal for banning me too.

 

[Rhun]

Kagehiro, no offense intended, but it seems you may have some maturity issues...why would you purposely post in LEW, and completely ignore LEW's rules? I mean, that is an absolutely ridiculous post...and that kind of thing not only upsets the moderators, but your fellow players too. So, what is the point of doing it?

 

[Kagehiro]

Kagehiro, no offense intended, but it seems you may have some maturity issues...why would you purposely post in LEW, and completely ignore LEW's rules? I mean, that is an absolutely ridiculous post...and that kind of thing not only upsets the moderators, but your fellow players too. So, what is the point of doing it?

no offense taken. This for me is fun. I like the internet for this reason. If I was 40 and behaved this way I could understand having maturity issues. However I'm most likely half the age of yall. I'm not about to have a wife for at least another decade, or be responsible in any way for myself.

LEW is bs. I've submitted 3 characters that perfectly followed the rules and still got denied. Everyone plays some emo bs character with a boohoo background. It irritates me and for that reason I've taken it upon myself to lighten it up. Which causes people with G-d complexes to banhammer me.

 

[Lou]

The drunk at the end of the bar elbows his neighbor, who pulls himself up and stares. "That guy's got a lot of guts coming in here without Lola!"

 

[Kagehiro]

The drunk at the end of the bar elbows his neighbor, who pulls himself up and stares. "That guy's got a lot of guts coming in here without Lola!"

haha nice. Come on how can you hate on Barry? He's always appropriate.

 

[renau1g]

no offense taken. This for me is fun. I like the internet for this reason. If I was 40 and behaved this way I could understand having maturity issues. However I'm most likely half the age of yall. I'm not about to have a wife for at least another decade, or be responsible in any way for myself.

LEW is bs. I've submitted 3 characters that perfectly followed the rules and still got denied. Everyone plays some emo bs character with a boohoo background. It irritates me and for that reason I've taken it upon myself to lighten it up. Which causes people with G-d complexes to banhammer me.

LEW isn't bs. As a member there I do take offense to this. I have two PC's there, no emo PCs. I don't think the community needs or wants you to "lighten them up". If it irritates you, maybe you shouldn't try and play a PC there. No harm, no foul.

I truly doubt you're half the age of me (although it is possible, as I'm 25). So you like the internet so you can act stupid and disrupt things for others?