Queer Venger
Dungeon Master is my Daddy
I see what you say, I'll apply my chivalric code ;-)
4. "Oh wait, its getting a brand new setting book and video game release unlike Greyhawk" Awesome! So more retconning and bad writing piled on to the previous retconning and bad writing? What "realms-shattering" event should I expect this time? Another set of gods dying?
In order-
1. Graz'zt was created by Gygax, and made his first appearance in Tsojcanth. I mean, you could have named yourself Mordenkainen Yrag, but that's close enough.
2. "And yes, I realize its Flannaes[.]" Nope. It's Flanaess. That's twice, now.Anyway, the point was that your whole analysis was wrong, in both the details and overall. From the small things (spelling, Ulek is not a vacuum cleaner, size) to the big things.
3. You're right- Drizzt is no Gord. Because while both are terribly written and unrealistic, it's at least easy to cop to with Gord.* I don't have to worry about a bunch of people dressed up like Gord, naming their characters after Gord, saying that Gord is an archetype that "proves" something about an entire race, and ... shudder ... claiming that Gord actually amounts to either good fiction (in general) or even good genre fiction. There's no shame in liking bad writing when you're young, but most people eventually move on to, you know, good writing. There's plenty of good genre writing out there- whether it's historical (the original Gord, the Gray Mouser) or a little more literary (Chronicles of Thomas Covenant).
4. "Oh wait, its getting a brand new setting book and video game release unlike Greyhawk" Awesome! So more retconning and bad writing piled on to the previous retconning and bad writing? What "realms-shattering" event should I expect this time? Another set of gods dying?
[Note for others- I kid, mostly. As I have said, if you like the Realms, more power to you! But I can't help but note the irony of someone calling themselves Graz'zt making this post.]
*I don't blame Salvatore for this. If people shoveled money at me to punch them in the face, I'd keep punching them in the face.
... the REALMS! ... its getting a brand new setting book and video game release unlike Greyhawk![]()
Just saw this all the way back in the OP.So why? Okay, I know why I hated Elminster (stand in for Greenwood)...