Ceramic DM - Grudge Match! Berandor vs Mythago

For those if you craving smack-talk (let's call you the silent majority :)), here's how the Grudge Match came to be.

(Reposted from the Ceramic DM contest thread with (my) and without (mythago's) permission)

First I:
Well, I was slated to write against mythago in the Ceramic Champions Contest, but mythago made all the former Ceramic DMs disappear so she wouldn't have to face me.

Then she:
> throw gauntlet

You are not holding the gauntlet.

> take gauntlet from briefcase

Okay.

> throw gauntlet

What do you want to throw the gauntlet at?

> throw gauntlet at Berandor

The gauntlet flies through the air and hits Berandor on the noggin.

> beckon berandor

Then I:
Now you've swapped secrets with Piratecat and sialia you think you're unbeatable, don't you?

Well, you're probably right, but at least I can say I chose my downfall.

Berandor recoils from the gauntlet's impact.
"Ow! That hurt! Why do you carry a gauntlet in your briefcase, anyway?" He rubs his reddening right cheek. "Is that how you file a lawsuit in your part of town?

"I.. I guess what you're saying is, I was a little unfair up there. Well, how was I supposed to know you'd read that? I thought you were busy." Berandor grumbles something that sounds like "busy discussing writing late at night". He picks up the glove and hands it back to mythago, brushing off dirt as he does.

"Here. No harm done, right? I mean, you got your glove back, and I've got my quill," he pats his breast pocket reassuringly. Suddenly, his face freezes. From the breast pocket, he draws what looks like a bent bird feather.

"You broke it! You broke my quill! Well, that's it." He lovingly caresses the feather before putting it carefully away. "You can't just break a man's quill and expect to get away with it. You may be the better writer, but that doesn't give you the right to... to..." Berandor is unable to finish his sentence as he starts crying vehemently. After a short interlude of sobs, he wipes his nose on his sleeve and looks at mythago with red eyes, sorrow and anger warring with each other.

"It's on!"

Then she:
I've broken *many* a man's quill in my time, sonny

Then I:
Of course, I still hope mythago is too busy for a match-up and didn't really want to go there, so she'll run away a second time

and later:
I don't know how public mythago wants her defeat to be

Then she:
I want my defeat of you to be as public as possible, of course!

"And that's how I first met your mother, son."
 
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Am I the *only* one who read Berandor's recap thinking it was set to the tune of "I Can't Do It Alone"? ;)

The first and second posts are identical except for the font and, I think, my attempt to make a link. Too Small Fonts Make The Judges Go Blind.

I'm on the road today and so will have limited 'net access. Rumors than I am en route to an undisclosed location in Germany are summary denied.
 

mythago said:
Am I the *only* one who read Berandor's recap thinking it was set to the tune of "I Can't Do It Alone"? ;)
Blame it on my love for musicals :)

I'm on the road today and so will have limited 'net access. Rumors than I am en route to an undisclosed location in Germany are summary denied.
*locks door. hides*
 



Rodrigo Istalindir said:
I'm on vacation, but I've downloaded the stories and I'll read them today on the beach. Judgement tonight, if all goes well.
Cool. Summer at the beach *exactly* the atmosphere where these stories should be read :)
 


mythago said:
Waitaminit. This isn't Krenfeld. This is Arkansas!

I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


That's because you were too busy bribing BSF with wine and women. Honestly, the length these contestants go to to win :p
 

Eeralai said:
That's because you were too busy bribing BSF with wine and women. Honestly, the length these contestants go to to win :p

What, he didn't think a Chateau Y'quem was worth a vote? You guys are spoiled!
 


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