Ceramic DM- The Renewal ( Final judgement posted)

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Damned God

'It's not the end of the world!' Beth told me, a little exasperated.

Hah. Easy for her to say. She didn't have to work on Labor Day weekend. Here it was, TGIF and all that, and I had to scrap my plans to set up the Christmas display at the mall. Christmas display! I don't know they don't just leave it up year-round and save me the trouble. They couldn't even find the mannequins from last year. My day job sucks.

Disgusted with my response to her response to my response to my life, if you follow me, I walked out of the bathroom still brushing my teeth. And suddenly, as if my day could get any worse, it got worse. There was Thor, waiting for me, looking thoughtful [picture 1]. After suppressing a heart attack, I tried to decide if walking away or spitting toothpaste on him would be the best response.

'Whasha wan?' I asked, letting some of the toothpaste fly out of my mouth as I talked.

Thor refused to rise to the bait. 'Finish with your teeth and we'll talk, and bring Beth.' he instructed calmly.

Beth had apparently heard us. As I was retreating into the bathroom she came out and gave Thor a breath-taking smile. How could she flirt with a guy looking like that, even if he really was a god? 'Hey hammer-man! Didn't expect to see you so soon!' she exclaimed with a wink. Bah. I rinsed my mouth out and was back in about half a second.

'So, what DO you want, oh fearless leader?' I asked, casually sitting between Thor and Beth on the bed.

Thor continued to look thoughtful. 'We're coming to visit Earth. All of us. It's Odin and Frigga's 25th millennium anniversary, so they're having a party. Heimdall will still be at the Bridge, but everyone else will be loose in your world. I assume Lokii is planning something. It would be a good idea to keep track of everyone, not just Lokii. Don't worry about me, though. I'll contact you if I need you.'

'Um, I hate to say this big guy...' I began. I wondered how to finish that thought. I could tell a god that I had work to do. Work that was more important than his father's 25,000-year anniversary. Or not. 'But we'd be happy to!' I finished lamely. Bah. My weekend job sucks too.

I guess you might wonder how I got a weekend job for a god. It apparently comes down from my great-great-great-uncle Franz or something like that. Sometime a long, long time ago, Thor appeared to some mortals and organized them to help him watch Lokii. They pledged an oath that they AND their descendents would help Thor. So really I had no choice. I wonder if the U.S. Supreme Court could overturn that decision?

We call ourselves the Lok-ators. There are four of us: Mary, Beth, Tori and myself. Our duty is to watch the movements of Lokii. You might know him as Loki, but he thought it would look more chic with an extra 'i'. I do not understand gods.

Thor has always been our contact man. He let's us know when Lokii takes a trip to Earth. We normally get a call around the holidays, and occasionally during the summer. Of course, Thor doesn't actually call. He just shows up in his avatar costume. It's pretty creepy really, walking into your bedroom after a shower and there's an old, naked guy with fake angel wings sitting on your bed. In case I didn't mention it, I do not understand gods.

My day job is much easier to explain. A bachelors in marketing, a couple interviews and voila, terrible weekends.

I guess I wasn't the only one. 'Why not Heimdall? I mean to humans the Bridge just looks like a normal way over a creek. We can't pass through anyway. So why does he get stuck missing the party for work duty?'

'Because he has to open the Bridge for us to pass through to get back. If any of us dies in human form, our spirit has to return to Asgard before we can come back. And if he's not there, we can't return to Asgard. And that would be. Bad.'

Wow. Someone has a job even crappier than mine. Poor god.

As it turns, there are a lot of things humans don't register. For example, Fenris likes to steal single socks out of dryers. It's a little twisted.

'What do you mean by "bad"? On a one to 10 scale?' I asked.

'Hm. One to 10 scale? About a billion,' he replied. What the helle did that mean? I asked.

'Besides a few neutral planes of existence,' he begin, 'which do not cause problems with anyone’s physiology, there is a stress caused by being in a different plane. The limit is about a week. Even us being here releases some energy caused by that, celestial friction we'll call it. You think global warming is really due to gasses?' Actually I had, but nodded to show I understood and for him to continue. 'Well, if that time is exceeded, the celestial friction goes supernova. But worse. It depends on the power of the being involved, and how much of him is native to that plane. The same thing happens when a god's true form dies on another plane, or when a bastard offspring dies in either plane. A normal mortal would just die. A mortal with even a percent of a percent of gods blood in him would at least spontaneously combust. More than that and it gets, explosive.'

I pondered a moment, then decided what the helle, I had started the questions, I may as well finish them. 'I need a Thor dictionary. Could you give me your definition of "explosive" please?'

'I'll give you a couple of examples. Remember Chernobyl? They had shut down the nuclear plant 3 years earlier, but because they were Russian and didn't want to look weak they didn't tell anybody. A man who was about 10 generations removed from a demigod ancestor died there. Being about 99.9% human he only caused a little boom. The dinosaurs? A demigod's grandson from another plane decided it would be good sport to hunt them, and lost. So did they. That quarter-god was the most powerful that has ever died in this plane, except for Nazzen. He was a pantheon unto himself. His death created your universe. Any more questions?'

'Just one. Who is coming here tonight?'

'About a dozen greater gods, about a dozen lesser gods and a couple score demigods. Plus dates.' For the first time in my life, I had no words.

'We come down at midnight tonight, be ready!’ warned Thor. 'I am going to go back to Asgard to prepare. This will be Hel's first trip out, and I have to warn her about the size and time change.' In Asgard, the gods are about 20 times the size of your average human, and I guess the transformation is a little disorienting. Also, apparently, they are on Australia time and suffer from jet lag. Poor gods.

Thor smiled at Beth and walked out the front door. I always expect him to fly with those fake wings. Apparently they lose most of their powers in human form. But I was still too pissed about the morning and that parting smile to care.

I decided to go to work. After gods got done playing human for the weekend I still needed a paycheck. I threw on some clothes and left before I got in a fight with Beth. Why add to my irritation?

Work was actually the highlight of my day. Everything went smoothly. Except they still couldn't find those mannequins and I didn't know where to rush-order any. Well, maybe we could hire some mimes. I could get Beth a job as one. Then she couldn't talk.

Beth had cooked me steak dinner, with red wine and all the side dishes I could possibly eat. I suppose I felt like an ass. But, her being nice made me mad at myself which made me mad and then I got mad at her for making me mad. If you follow me. I decided to stop stressing and get drunk instead.

I was just about to pass out when my hand-held rang. It's how we Lok-ators keep in touch. Thor has helped down through the centuries with various MAGEC devices. That's both MAGnetic/ElectroniC, and actual magic. I guess in the old days they used crystal balls or something, then radios and televisions. These days, we have these spiffy little hand-held computers that use satellite imaging to pick out avatars. We get an image of the avatar with a ghost-like overlay image of the god, as well as some surrounding area and a kind of GPS locator. OK, so I don't exactly understand it, but at least it's a neat toy. We can even do video calls. Oops. Forgot about work tonight. I splashed some cold water on my face and tried to look awake and sober.

'Hello, jhish *cough* this is me, is jhi *cough* this you?' I thought it was terrifically funny and was trying not to giggle.

'Um, this is Tori. They're supposed to be here in about half an hour. Are you...feeling ok?'

'Shoor thang Tori, I feels grand. Bad day at work's'all. Ya know how that goes.'

'Hey Tori, this is Beth. We're just getting ready. Mary, are you on?' Silence. Guess Mary was busy washing her mop, er, hair. I let a little giggle out.

Beth glared at me and said, 'OK, call again in 20 minutes. Beth out.'

'Tori out.'

'Meesh ooot.'

The rest of the night went downhill.

First I was drunk. Then I was subjected to a cold 15-minute shower. I tried to explain the Beth that a shower doesn't make you sober, just drunk and awake. She said we should find out. Blue is not my color.

Midnight arrived and still no word from Mary. I was a bit anxious about that; none of us ever missed a work assignment, and this was a special one. I didn't even know her regular phone number so there wasn't much I could do. Maybe she just had a hot date. Or something.

The gods started popping down. Lokii and Thor both came down as ordinary looking men with cowboy hats in Texas. Frey and Freya came down as professional wrestlers in California. Skadi came down as a dogsled musher in Alaska. Hel was some kind of Goth girl in Michigan. Odin and Frigga came down as Bill Gates and his wife. Etc, etc. Nobody really did anything, boring bastards.

At about 5a.m. I'd had enough. 'Wake me if you need me,' I told Beth as I crawled into bed. She grunted which meant she heard but didn't really want to talk to me. I suppose I should act unhappy about that, but my acting sucks.

Beth shook me awake about 2 eye-blinks later, though according to the clock it was about 3 hours. THUD, THUD, THUD. What the helle was that?? Oh. My head. With all the excitement I forgot any hangover precautions, and wine hangovers are my personal devil. 'Wataa,' I drawled, still mostly asleep.

Beth sounded concerned. 'Still no word from Mary. Tori is afraid Lokii found out about her or something.' Hm, if a god can find her, he could find... I was suddenly awake.
'What are the gods doing? Where's Lokii?' I inquired, a little nervously.

'They are all still asleep actually. Weird that gods have to sleep, huh? Though Lokii and Thor are awake. They are both in cowboy hats. Both in pickup trucks driving in roughly the same place. And both look happy.' Lokii looking happy was not the best of news.

'Tori?' I asked into my hand-held.

'Yeah?'

'You should get some sleep. I'm up for the morning shift.'

'Maybe later. Honestly, I'm worried about Mary. I don't know exactly what to do about it.'

'OK. Well I'm here if you need me. You see what's going on with Thor and Lokii?'

'Yeah. It looks like they are pulling into an arena of some sort. Lokii is right behind Thor. I wonder why Thor told Lokii who he was going to be? I really don't get gods sometimes.' I almost laughed.

'Well, call if you need me. Or if anyone else wakes up. I'm going to make some popcorn and watch the halftime show. Out.'

'Tori out.'

What the helle was Lokii doing following Thor? He could kill him I suppose. But Thor would be back within an hour and know who did it. It would just piss him off. There must be some other angle; I just couldn't figure it out.

Beth and I sat and watched. Thor parked by a large outdoor arena and walked over to a group of men, all wearing cowboy hats and spitting tobacco. It's too bad we only get audio on calls; we could find out a lot more. Lokii parked on the other side of the arena and went in a small wooden house where a few other men were sitting. We were still both baffled by what was going on until a crowd started showing up and events started. It was a rodeo. Thor was a competitor. Lokii followed the other men from the building up into the stands, to an area marked “Judges Only.” I started laughing.

Beth told me it wasn't nearly as funny as I seemed to think it was. She thought it was a rather cruel joke to play on Thor, who was brave and honest and blah-blah-blah. I thought it served him right for competing in mortal's sports. And for flirting with my woman. I wished I could meet Sif and talk to her about that.

So we watched until Thor's turn came. He was competing in the Bucking Bronco contest. I was almost eager to see how Lokii was going to disgrace him in front of humans. I could imagine, a score of one out of 10 or however they scored these things. I grinned. Thor climbed onto the horse and got ready. The crowd waited with anticipation, and so did I. It wasn't until the horse jumped straight out of the shoot that I realized something was wrong.

Beth gasped. 'Does it look to you like that horse has eight legs??'

I looked harder. 'Look again, it's an overlay. That's Odin's horse, Sleipnir! I thought only Odin could ride him?'

Apparently Sleipnir thought so too. After a few minutes of confusion when he was trying to fly, Sleipnir decided to do the next best thing. He jumped straight up in the air, flipped backwards, and landed directly on top of Thor [picture 3]. The crowd "ahhhed" then hushed. People started shouting and running into the arena from all sides. Sleipnir got up and kept trying to fly. Men and medics surrounded the man that Thor had possessed, checking for any signs of life. Beth and I already knew. We had seen Thor's overlay jump out of the man a split second after he landed, and it didn't look voluntary.

After sitting in stunned silence for a moment, Beth started to cry. 'I can't believe it.'

I wasn't upset with the event; I was upset with Beth's reaction to it. 'Believe what? Some guy died 'cause the gods were playing humans playing gods. Thor will be back within an hour and somehow find Lokii. Or maybe he'll chalk one up for revenge later. It's not that big of a deal.' I had asked Thor once why he needed us. He said that the lessening of their powers made it impossible for them to locate each other with any other means besides pre-arrangement, and Lokii wasn't really big on sharing his plans with anybody. So I'm not sure how Thor would find Lokii, but he was a god, for god's sake!

'Thor's not a vengeful kind of a god,' insisted Beth, 'he doesn't wait for later to address issues. He's thoughtful and decent.'

So she was defending him? What was he, a boy scout?

Just then Tori came on. 'Did you see that? That was terrible!'

Good grief! 'Give me a break, I'm going out for breakfast. Be back in an hour.' I walked out.

I was sitting at the counter in Denny's and munching my pancakes when someone turned the T.V. up to full volume. Dan Rathers looked serious.

'We have live coverage of a press conference being held regarding the health of Pope John Paul II. We take you now to Vatican City.'

Several very serious-looking church officials with very large hats were standing in front of a microphone on a small stage. One hesitantly began. 'We are grieved to inform you that Pope John Paul II passed into God's hands this afternoon at about 3p.m. Vatican time. We still have not learned what caused the explosion that demolished most of Vatican City yesterday. That is all. There will be a mass at 6p.m., after which we will be holding another press conference at 8p.m.' He crossed himself or the microphone or the world, I'm not sure which, and walked away from the podium, ignoring the questions pouring from the reporters.

Several people in Denny's started crying. I wasn't sure what to do, so I paid for my meal and went home.

I walked into our apartment, which seemed empty. I did a quick search and found Beth asleep on the bed, fully-dressed and sprawled like an eagle taking flight. I picked up my hand-held and called Tori.

'This is Tori. How's Beth?'

'Passed out. Did you hear about the Pope?'

'The Pope??' Worry was evident in her voice and face. She chose to be Catholic even though she knew about other gods. She had decided one loving god was better than a hundred quarreling ones. She gave us the cross we hung over our bed, though we were decidedly not Catholic. Mary thought there might be something there and had gone to investigate. Come to think of it, she's supposed to be there now. Did they say, "Demolished most of Vatican city"? I suddenly got a panic attack.

'Listen, Tori. Turn on your TV. I'm sure it's been all over the news, but I've been kinda drunk and not-really-here, if you know what I mean. Basically, someone detonated a bomb in Vatican City. Maybe a small nuclear one, they said that most of the city was demolished. Isn't Mary supposed to be there this week investigating the Church?'

Tori looked confused for a minute, as she processed this. Then she collapsed. I spent 15 minutes trying to get her attention before she picked up her hand-held and seemed semi-cognizant.

'Tori! You okay? Tori, we don't know if she was actually in the city, or what.' After a second I added, 'Actually I think she was supposed to be visiting the Pope's summer chalet for the last couple of days,' though I had no such knowledge. I just wanted to not be alone in this.

'What if, what if, what if she's dead? Like really dead?' Tori paused a minute. 'Do you think she'll go to heaven?'

Sigh. Okay, maybe I was terminally alone. 'I'm sure she did. Er, will. Er, would. Wait a second Tori, I need to wake Beth up.'

Beth kicked at me as I tried to wake her gently, so I yelled at her to wake up. 'WHAT!?!' she demanded.

'Vatican City was blown up yesterday. Mary might have been there. Any ideas if she was in the city or around it somewhere?'

Beth's eyes went from smoldering anger to intense thoughtfulness to tearful realization in about five seconds. 'Oh, god. No wonder she didn't call.'

'Talk to Tori a minute, Beth, I need to think.' I handed her her hand-held and went into the bathroom, where I do my most intense thinking anyway.

Thor was killed, but would be back by now, probably hunting Lokii. Someone had nuked Vatican City. Maybe the Muslims? Maybe the Chinese? Maybe Ronald McDonald? Who knows, I try to stay out of politics. But in this case, a friend of mine and a quarter of our elite members might have been killed. Maybe Lokii had found out about us? No, it would be easier to kill us than removing a city from the map. Beth would think so though; she had all kinds of conspiracy theories about Lokii. And about the church, the government, Ronald McDonald, and probably me. But what to do now?

We could try to contact one of the other gods through a phone or getting on a plane. It would be easier if we could just call on our hand-held, but we are under strict orders not to. I asked Thor once why he needed us. He said that the lessening of their powers made it impossible for them to locate each other with any other means besides pre-arrangement. And I guess the other gods were kept in the dark about the hand-helds and us. Some kind of god power play or something. What do I know? But I guess if they don't know about us, we risk pissing off Thor in a major way if we go announce ourselves. So that blows that idea. Unless, of course, we go talk to Thor himself. Duh!

I went back into the bedroom and saw the girls' sobbing had diminished to whimpering. 'We need to talk to Thor,' I announced.

'He's not here,' Beth replied.

Where was Thor, after he had been had, after he had been humiliated and killed? Tomorrow was the ceremony for Odin and Frigga's anniversary; maybe he was getting them matching gold watches?

'Well, he has to be there tomorrow, of course. We should keep a watch out until he comes back and try to get to him as soon as we can. And we should keep an eye on the news and see if anything develops in Italy. Three of us can cover those shifts and take turns sleeping. Beth, you take first sleep shift. I'll keep looking for Thor. Tori, keep watching CNN. And maybe leave your hand-held on Lokii.'

I spent the next 8 hours watching nothing new. Beth eventually got up. I let Tori take the next rest break. Who said chivalry was dead? Finally, at about 2 in the morning, I crawled into bed, exhausted.

When I woke up I felt a little better. I asked Beth how it was going.

'Nothing on Thor. Nothing on Mary. Lokii disappeared. And Tori went to try to talk to Heimdall.'

Huh? How could Lokii just disappear? Why would Tori go try to talk to another god? Just then my hand-held rang. I snatched it off the bed. 'Yes!?!' It was Tori, and she was using video. She looked scared.

'Have Beth pick up too.' Beth did. 'I don't know what this means. But I'm guessing this is, was, Heimdall.' She turned the hand-held and gave us a view of the Bridge, as it appears to humans [picture 2]. Beth and I both gasped. We had never seen Heimdall before, but who else could be at, er on, er in the Bridge? I was wondered what Helle I would find myself in soon when Tori, still out of the picture, screamed and the call was disconnected.

Beth and I looked at each other with horror. It was Lokii. It must be. And he was coming after us.

'Where can we go?' Beth almost screamed. Asgard maybe? Just then, the hand-held rang again. I didn't want to answer it, but I couldn't help it. When I saw his face, I almost fainted from relief. Thor's normal avatar was staring back at me.

'THOR! Oh god, am I glad to see you. You wouldn't believe everything that's been happening. We saw you die, the Vatican got firebombed, Mary is missing,' I began babbling, but here he interrupted me.

'I know. Lokii has a crazy scheme going and I just figured it out. I saved Tori from him, but he might come for you next. I will meet you in four or five hours. Say at your mall. Turn OFF your hand-helds! He can trace them! But keep them with you! See you about three.' He hung up.

Beth and I both switched off our hand-helds as if they might be bombs. Which they were in a figurative sense. 'There's a cinema open near the mall, let's go watch a movie and lose ourselves in the crowd.' It seemed like an inane idea, but it was the best I could come up with.

We ended up watching two movies and grabbing some burgers at Wendy's before we headed to the mall, calmer but still shaking a bit. I unlocked the door and we slipped into the food court. We walked down to my Christmas display. I had forgotten all about it. There was a mannequin from somewhere. Standing in the middle of the display was Thor, smiling but urgent. 'Hurry,' he said 'turn on your hand-helds.' He looked at me. 'You look for Odin, Beth look for Frigga.'

I didn't understand this, but I searched for Odin. There was Bill Gates, smiling in his billionaire-ish way. Suddenly I found I couldn't move. I couldn't even blink. I could lick my lips, but that was about it. I heard a chuckle in front of me.

'So here we are, the Lok-ators, my finest achievement. All but Mary, who has pieces in many places but none here.'

Trying to look around, I found that I could see all around me, but not exactly with my eyes. What I saw was Odin's avatar standing in front of us, smiling. I saw a mannequin beside me that looked like Beth. The other looked like Tori. They were both dressed for Christmas. Then Odin's avatar shimmered, and turned into Lokii. My blood turned to ice.

'I left you your mouth to use, in case you have any questions. First I will give you the Scooby Doo ending. Then you can ask questions if you want. But, the magic is enacted and spent. I have no more power until I recharge. And you have about three minutes until you can't move anything.'

'I am telling you all this for two reasons. One, I want you to suffer. And two, it's in the contract. The Norns wouldn't allow me to destroy your realm without there being some chance of it being saved. They are very dramatic,' he said dryly. 'So first, I want you to know that you have always been dealing with me. As did your father. And his father. And his father. On up to what was my half-son. You see, you are all my progeny. I guess that would make you and dear Beth here incestuous. Not that I have any room to talk.' He grinned knowingly and evilly. I would have choked him then and there if I could.

He walked over and patted Beth's belly. 'It's been fun. Even if you did call me Thor in bed. And this little-over-half-god will make quite a boom himself. More than Mary did.' Then he turned and winked at me.

'So most of the plan was, I kill Heimdall and stuff him in the Bridge behind me to close access to Asgard forever. I kill Thor cause it's fun. I had to use most of my power to remain hidden from you, change you all into dolls, and keep my disguise. All worth the trick though. Now, what can you do to stop this, you wonder? Well, every offspring of a god has some power. Of course, you have to figure out how to use that power. Which is nearly impossible unless you are trained. But, I don't have time for that, so you're on your own. But hey, maybe you can figure out how to reverse the transformation by Friday. Any questions?'

'Won't you die too?'

'Ah, no. I have a deal with a member of another pantheon to get me out of here before then. Anything else?'

'Who?'

'He asked to remain anonymous. And I watch enough T.V. to know not to tell you everything before your universe blips out of existence.'

'Why kill Mary?'

'I needed one of these hand-held devices I designed for you to keep track of the others. I flipped a 4-sided coin. She lost. I never liked spaghetti anyway.'

'Will the stupid extra "i" die with you?'

This got his attention, for a second. He laughed and said 'Probably,' then looked at Mary's hand-held. 'Let's see what Frey's doing for his last week in existence. I'm going to leave your hand-helds so the masses can see how billionaires piss before you all die.'

I had been a little, let's say upset, for the last two or three decades. I didn't know what I could do. I didn't know if I believed him. But I had to try. I looked at us. I looked at him. I concentrated all of my anger, my hate, my hurt at that one being. I let go of all the anger I had inside me in one, last, mental-emotional willed force wave, straight into his heart. He looked shocked for a second before he, too, changed into a mannequin and just smiled. I wonder what the shoppers will think of my display [picture 4] Monday?

I guess all that anger was useful. But I had used it all. Well, maybe not ALL, all. I knew Beth could hear me, at least while I could speak for a few more seconds. And I certainly had to get in the last word.

'You were wrong, slut. It is the end of the world.'
 

Round 1 orchid blossom vs. Hellefire


Redeployment


The match scraped across the seat of the bench and flared to life. Harold put the cigarette to his lips and breathed in, the orange flame flickering across his face as the end of the paper roll lit and smoldered. He breathed out a puff of white smoke and leaned back on the park bench. A young couple passed him, the woman waving her hand in front of her face and squinting her eyes at him. Harold just took another long draw and sighed as he released it.

Retirement suited him. Traveling all over the world was a tiring way to make a living, especially when you didn't travel alone. The others would still be out there following their orders. Cover a war here, a famine there. The occasional plague. Of course, Richard was busy wherever they went, but lately his years had been showing too. It could be morbid work and Harold was pretty certain that Rich would follow his example in a couple more years.

It had been an interesting life, he couldn't deny that. But this bench was a good thing too. And he knew exactly where he'd be and what he'd be doing an hour, two hours, two days from now. Get up in the morning, eat, walk in the park, watch some TV, go to the store. Smoke plenty of cigarettes. Not very exciting, but he liked it that way.

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Richard pulled up on the reins and looked at his two companions. "Anyone see him?"

Earl's sunken eyes scanned the wide meadow and the trees beyond. "Naw, and I lost the trail." He rubbed his chin with an emaciated hand. "Was I this bad?"

The third man nudged his horse forward. "I know I wasn't," he said in a drawling accent.

Rich nodded. "You were fine once we convinced you that it was a good idea to keep the weapons hidden. I swear Colin, you got...." He stopped as a pressure formed at the back of his mind. "Damn it."

"Got a bead on him?" Colin asked.

"Yeah, he's fading fast. That way."

They nudged their horses into a trot and passed quickly through the meadow and into the trees. "That barn there," Rich pointed to a ramshackle structure across the clearing they entered a few minutes later. "He's dim."

"In more ways than one," Colin said dryly as they crossed the intervening space.

Rich sighed. "No need to hurry now. He's still in there, what's left of him anyway."

"Got yourself some work to do," Earl said in his parched voice that always made Rich want to offer the man a glass of water.

The three reached the barn and tied their horses outside before entering the crumbling structure.

Colin tilted his head looking down at the pile of horse and man in the dirt. "Do people really bend that way?"

"Apparently, but it doesn't appear to be good for your health," Rich said. "Let's get Genevieve up. She never did like Bruce there, did she?" After the horse was up again, Rich knelt down next to his short-lived comrade. He laid his own age-spotted hand on the young man's chest and waited for the soul to float up. He turned his hand over and looked at the flickering light above it. "You know the way, go on then." Rich began to close his fist and the light dimmed and disappeared.

"So what next?" Colin asked.

'We find the nearest portal and greet his replacement."

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Harold put his hands down on the mattress and pushed himself up until he was sitting slumped on the edge of the bed. He scratched his stomach and yawned, then reached over his shoulders to rub his neck. The soft down of feathers ticked his arm as he pulled it back and turned to toss the pillows back to the edge of the bed.

Feathers.

"Oh no. No, no, no." He turned one way and then the other, trying to at least get a peek at what was protruding from his back. Seeing them from his angle was impossible. Bones creaked as he stood and looked in the mirror. Lately he had just been seeing an aging, balding, beer-bellied old man, and he liked it that way.

Harold looked toward the cross on the wall accusingly. "You promised!"

I did, but you know how this works.

"So my replacement?"

It happens sometimes. We choose the horsemen carefully, but every once in a while one gets drunk on power and goes on a binge. He got himself crushed by his horse and we hadn't tapped a replacement for him yet. It'll only be a few days.

The old man sat down on the bed with a harrumph. "I seem to remember you saying that to me when I took the job."

Well, we liked you. And no one ever said complete disclosure was part of your contract. It won't be hard work, I'm not planning apocalypses for the next few months.

"But the kid left a mess, right?"

Opened a portal, used an interesting disease he found on the other side to paralyze some people. He said something about how it was like the Joker in the first Batman movie.

"Teach you to choose comic book fans as horsemen." Harold pulled a cigarette out of his nearly empty pack on the bedside table. "So what do I have to do?" he asked.

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Harold rubbed his backside. "Come on Genny girl, take it easy on me."

"You haven't been gone that long, already lost your seat for the saddle?" Rich asked.

"Already lost a lot. Including those wings, thankfully."

"He thinks it's funny. We all get them when we're first called. Good thing they figured out it was hard to be inconspicuous with wings on your back."

"Turns out it's hard even when you don't have them. I knew I should have gone into hiding when I retired."

"He'd have found you anyway," Rich chuckled.

"Yeah, but at least I'd have tried. You know how this is, after a few years you lose the lust for it. It becomes just another job. A disgusting, dirty job that you hate yourself for. At least my job this time is to cure instead of inflict."

"I don't hate myself," Rich started slowly. "I collect the dead, I don't cause their deaths. But yeah, I'm tired. I remember a long time ago, before I was called, when I saw people happy. Now everywhere I go there's grief. And if it wasn't already there, those two up there bring it."

"So did I. I think you got the best of this gig at least, Rich. People start their own wars, but Colin there gets right in the thick of it when he gets the orders. Earl blights the land and brings starvation. And I bring the sickness and the pain. You get the part where you send them to the better place."

"It is, you know. A better place. In the end the suffering here doesn't matter."

"Try telling that to someone you just infected with smallpox." Harold pulled out a cigarette and lit it. "Where's that damn portal anyway?"

"We're almost there. A bridge another mile or so up the road."

They rode in silence for that last mile until Harold saw a red covered bridge spanning a quiet stream. An idyllic place; not where one would expect a disfiguring disease to come from. "All right, let's get this damn thing over with."

Harold rode alone toward the bridge, stopping about thirty feet from the opening. He began to mutter under his breath in a language so old it even sounded dusty. He repeated the chant once, then again, and waited. Just when he thought he'd been so rusty he'd gotten it wrong, a face began to push its way through the opening. It took up the entire opening for just a moment until it popped all the way out and a normal-sized man came tumbling out onto the grass.

"You're not Bruce!" he said, scrambling to his feet.

"No, I'm not. I'm smarter than he was."

"You know, I don't think I want to be here, I think I'll just go..."

Harold waved his hand and the portal closed with a sucking sound. "Where was that you were thinking of going?"

"Ah, nowhere. Why would I want to leave you gentlemen? So, where is my friend Bruce?"

Harold glanced up at the sky.

"Ah. Well, why don't we get down to business then. How can I help you?"

"Bruce came round here looking for something interesting. I want it."

The man seemed to shrink a bit. "Blunt aren't you?"

"It saves time."

"Bruce came here, but I didn't give him anything. You know how it goes sometimes with a new horseman. He finds out he can go all sorts of places, starts having himself a good time. You got a problem with that?"

Harold stepped forward until he was almost nose to nose with the man. "I got a problem with freelancers, and it seems you and Bruce were doing a little outside work."

"Nope, nothing. Not me. I know better. Bruce too."

"You know, Bruce isn't coming back here to give you a hard time about telling us anything. But my friends Colin, Earl, and Rich over there; they have years of experience in giving people a hard time. And I have more than any of them."

"What do they do?" he asked in a shaky voice.

"Come on. You know who Bruce was, you must know the other three. I'm betting you're starting to feel talkative. Rich hasn't made quota yet today."

The gulp was audible as the man considered that. "Under quota, huh?"

"Way under," Rich said from behind Harold.

"Way under," the stranger repeated. A moment later the words began to tumble out.

........................................

The modern world just wasn't set up for horses. Instead the four horsemen arrived at the mall on motorcycles. The horses were faster, but conspicuous. like wings. ‘You might want to consider that,’ Harold thought, directing it toward the sky.

They strode through the mall and the holiday shoppers that thronged the corridors all made from for the group in motorcycle leathers. It only took a few minutes to reach the anchor store. All four stopped and stared at what the shoppers took for a display. There were three women and one man, apparently mannequins. The grotesquely distorted mouths and jaws didn't bother the shoppers who seemed to think they were expressions of delight with the newest techno toy they held.

Harold shook his head. "He hated perfume girls that much?"

"He was allergic," Colin said, weaving his way through the paralyzed people. "So what do you do now?"

Harold waited until Colin was close again and kept his voice low. "The cure is easy. We just need to get them out of here so they can wake up without witnesses. Earl, think you can make everyone go away?"

"I can thin the crowd out some. Everyone's on a diet these days, some of them will just ignore hunger."

"Do what you can. Then we act like thugs and steal something."

They waited as Earl's eyes seemed to sink even farther in and his form became more emaciated. Most of the shoppers began muttering to each other about being hungry and started off down the corridor.

"The kids who work in the food court aren't going to be happy," Colin chuckled.

"Ok, I'm not going to be able to run," Harold warned them. "At least not far. I think I can make it to the bikes, but I may need you guys to cover me on the way out. Ready? Everybody grab and go. Now."

The four each snatched up one of the mannequins and took off down the corridor. It was mostly deserted with the crowds huddled around the intersecting corridor where the food court was. Colin took a look behind them. “Mall security, my department." He slowed down for a minute and focused on the men running up behind them. A moment later one tripped and crashed into the other, knocking him on the head with his walkie-talkie in the process. Pursuit stopped as the men wrestled on the floor throwing punches.

"It shouldn't be that easy," Colin said as he caught up to the others. "Let's get the hell out of here."

................................

Harold hadn't lied when he said the cure was the easy part. The freelancer at the portal had told him what he needed, and any disease caused by a horseman could be cured by a horseman. The right horseman, anyway.

The victims slept immediately after they were cured. On the outside they had only been standing still, but fighting disease was exhausting. Especially when you were losing.

Harold went outside the shed where they had brought the victims. ‘OK?’ he thought up to the sky, not really expecting a reply.

................................

"They're doing fine, you did good work," Rich said as he brought in Harold's mail and tossed it on the TV tray.

Harold took another drag off his cigarette. "Good to hear. Don't imagine they're going to want to smile again for a while though."

"Probably not," Rich laughed and sat down on the sofa.

"How's the new kid working out?"

"Steady, much better than Bruce. He was studying to be a doctor. Ironic, huh? Seems to work though. He looks at the whole Pestilence thing in a kind of clinical way."

"You have to, otherwise you couldn't do it. When it starts to bother you it's time to retire."

Rich looked around the plain, smoke-filled room. "Yeah. You really like this?"

"It's starting to get a bit dull, but I do like it. I think I might go out and find something to do soon though. Volunteer stuff maybe."

Rich nodded as Harold looked at the smoldering cigarette in his hand. "Those things'll kill you, you know."

“Yeah, I know," he said and crushed the half smoked cigarette on the ashtray.
 


Princess


Jem was finishing his stretch in Atascadero State Prison when his dad's ticker gave out. They let him out early for the funeral. He wore his least faded black pants and a black jacket zipped all the way up so the rips in his T-shirt wouldn't show. He slumped at the far end of the family's pew next to Michael Junior and pretended he didn't notice his aunts glaring at him and hissing to each other in Slovenian. When the mass was over, he slipped outside to wait for his brothers. He walked slow laps around the parking lot until Peter came out and spotted him. They got into Peter's new Lincoln Navigator and drove to the cemetery without exchanging a word.

Jem stood uncomfortably near the open grave at the service. He knew nobody really wanted to see him there and he hadn't exactly been the best son, but he thought he should at least put out the effort. And he really missed his dad.

The ride back with Peter was just as uncomfortable and silent as the ride to the cemetery had been. To Jem's surprise, Peter didn't head back to Mike's house for the reception. He drove straight to their father's business. Mike's Jaguar pulled in behind them. Jem got out and looked athe sign while Mike fiddled with the burglar bars. The wooden sign over the door still proclaimed DEVIC'S JEWELRY AND LOAN, no different now than eight years ago, when Jem had last seen it from the back window of a police car. Peter caught him staring at it and he turned away. When Mike got the door open they both went in ahead of him. He trailed after them as they unlocked the door to the shop's tiny office. The inside of the pawnshop looked different. There were computers he didn't recognize lining the electronics shelves.

Mike sat down behind the big desk--his dad's desk--and Peter pulled up a chair to one side. Jem sat across from them, feeling uncomfortably like he was in the principal's office. Peter pulled out the smallest phone Jem had ever seen and doodled around with the buttons. Mike unlocked one of the drawers and pulled out a flat blue bag. He slid it over the desk to Jem.

"Six hundred dollars, cash," he said. "That's what was in the till when I locked up last night, and that's your share of the business as far as I'm concerned."

Jem picked up the bag and stuffed it into his jacket pocket. He knew better than to count it in front of Mike. "Where am I going to stay?"

"That's your problem," Mike said. "You've got enough to rent a room in a fleabag hotel somewhere. Get a job. Use whatever you saved from stamping out license plates, I don't care."

"I sent all that money to Monica, to help take care of Princess."

Mike turned uncomprehendingly to Peter, who didn't even glance up from whatever he was doing with his phone. "His girlfriend," Peter explained.

"Who's Princess? Her dog?"

"My daughter," Jem said. "Your niece." He had wondered if his family had taken his baby girl in, helped protect her from whatever craziness Monica was up to. The thought that they had forgotten all about her made his stomach knot.

"Not mine. You didn't marry her, she's not family, far as I'm concerned. What kind of bimbo names a kid 'Princess,' anyway?"

"The kind who'd go to bed with Jem," Peter said, and his brothers snorted with laughter. Jem stood up, ready to walk out, and Mike waved him back to his chair.

"Chill, little bro. Look, you're too much of a screwup to run the business. You just spent eight years in jail because you took the fall for a buddy, which is very stand-up of you, but stupid. Take your money, get a job, maybe see if your crazy girlfriend is still around, all right?"

Jem got up to leave for real this time. There was nothing here for him; his brothers had their father's business, he had no idea where his daughter was, and he had nothing but the clothes on his back and six hundred dollars in twenties. He put his hand on the doorknob and Peter said, "Michael. Give him the snake."

He turned to stare at his brother. "Snake?"

"Jem was always good with animals," Peter reminded Mike, as though Jem hadn't said anything. "You were just going to drown it anyway."

"Jem, man, you'll love this. We had some crackhead bring in this freaky rattlesnake in a cage, wanted to pawn it for twenty bucks. We kicked him out and called the police, but he left the snake. Peter's right, I was just going to throw the whole thing into the slough, but hey, maybe a pet would cheer you up."

#

Jem sat on the floor of his residential hotel room, listening to the drunks outside his window yelling at each other. It had been pretty tough to get a cab that would give a ride to a guy with a rattlesnake in an aquarium, and he had to pay the guy extra. He thought about just leaving the aquarium outside his dad's--no, his brothers'--pawn shop, but he couldn't do it. The thought of the snake struggling to get out while its cage sank into a stream of sewage water was unbearable. And the snake had been abused enough. Whoever caught it in the first place either found it without a rattle, or cut its rattle off, and superglued a child's toy rattle on the end of its tail. Jem wondered if pulling that stupid joke had actually hurt the snake.

He leaned his head back on the edge of the stained mattress and closed his eyes, too weary to actually climb up into the bed and get some sleep. He dozed and started awake at the noise of the snake's rattle. It was a cheerful sound, a little kid's sound, and it reminded him of Princess. Tears blurred his vision.

"Hold, lad," somebody whispered. "Wherefore this sorrow?"

Jem blinked and sat up. The walls here were paper-thin; maybe it had been the TV in one of the rooms next to his. The snake was awake and had raised its head to look at him. Its tail vibrated and it made that cheerful rattling noise again.

"Bet you're hungry, huh?" he said. "I'll go to the pet store tomorrow and get you something to eat. This is pretty bad. I'm talking to a snake."

"Aye, and I waste my breath talking to a young man too foolish to seize what fortune has been given him," the snake said.

Jem slowly scooted back and up until he was sitting on the bed with his back pressed against the wall. The snake's head, unblinking, tracked his movement.

"You know," he said to nobody in particular, "I never did drugs. I never even really drank. And now I'm sitting in a dirtbag hotel hallucinating that a rattlesnake is talking to me."

Jem could have sworn the snake let out an irritated sigh. "Lad," it said patiently, "If you choose to think yourself gone mad, so be it. It is of no matter to me. Yet consider this: have you any thing to lose by believing me?"

"I guess not."

"Well said, lad! Now, open this cage, if you please. Speaking to you from this distance strains my voice greatly."

"And you won't bite me?"

"You're hardly of a size to make a meal. And magic I have, but thanks to my former and unkindly master, venom I lack."

Jem slowly approached the cage. The snake sat patiently while he lifted the lid. It shot out of the aquarium and scooted under the old radiator, curling itself up and rattling happily.

"Sleep, lad," it said. "There are vermin enough in this place that I can catch my supper. Tomorrow, when the sun sets, we'll find the treasure you seek."

#

Jem slept the whole night and well into the next day. He felt strange and off-balance when he woke up. He was used to getting up early in prison, and he had a moment of panic when he realized he'd slept in, before he realized nobody cared anymore how long he stayed in bed. The snake was still curled up under the radiator. He couldn't tell if it was awake or not, since its eyes looked open. He took a shower, using up all the hot water just because he could. He got out and looked at his ripped T-shirt and faded pants, and didn't particularly want to put them on his clean body.

The snake rattled a greeting. "Dress in your rags, lad, and shed no tears. We'll soon have you in finery. You are my master now, and as you prosper, so do I. But you must follow my instructions exactly, without question or quibble. Do you understand?"

"Sure," Jem said. He was starting to get used to the idea of a talking rattlesnake. He'd always talked to animals, anyway. It was just the first time one of them had really talked back.

"Very good. Go and find yourself breakfast. Get a decent meal and do not worry about the weight of your purse. Bring me back the last thing your serving girl leaves at your table. When you return to this inn, walk three times around the building, and say this charm as you walk: 'Beans and bananas, butterflies and bread.' Then fetch the first living thing you see and bring it to me straightaway."

Jem found a Denny's three blocks over. He didn't think in his current state of dress that anywhere fancier would let him in. He forced himself to go slow, savoring every bite of Moons Over My Hammy, reminding himself that nobody here was watching a clock and nobody would make him get up and leave his food uneaten. The coffee, by his standards, was heavenly.

The waitress cleared his empty plate and silverware, even scooping up his crumpled napkin. She reached for the sugar holder, then looked down at her full tray, and went back to the kitchen. Jem scooped up the sugar holder and slipped it into his jacket pocket. Feeling guilty, he left three twenties on the table and quickly left the restaurant, hoping nobody would stop and ask about the strange bulge in his pocket. Nobody did.

Jem hesitated outside of the hotel. He couldn't remember if the snake had told him to go clockwise or counter-clockwise, and wasn't sure it mattered. He was afraid that something would go wrong if he went up and asked, so he just picked a direction and started walking. "Beans and bananas, butterflies and bread," he said uncertainly. Nothing strange happened. He kept walking and reciting the strange phrase. People passing by quickened their pace and avoided his gaze. Jem realized that there was nothing magic about the words; it just convinced people he was nuts, so they didn't look at him. Go around the crazy guy. It's an invisibility charm, he thought. By the time he made the third lap around the hotel he was almost shouting.

He looked around for something living. No people near him, which was a relief, because he wasn't sure how he'd persuade somebody to come up to his room, and anyway he was a little nervous about what the snake had planned. Movement caught Jem's eye. He bent down over a growth of bushy weeds. On the underside of one of the leaves was a tiny slug. He broke off the leaf and carried it up to his room.

The snake had somehow gotten up onto his bed. It had a sleek, well-fed look that suggested it had found its own breakfast. It dipped the child's rattle in greeting.

"I found, um, a slug," Jem offered. "It was the first living thing I saw. I hope that okay."

"Excellent," the snake said. "Put it there, on the side table. And did you follow my direction as to the conclusion of your meal?"

Jem pulled the sugar container out of his pocket. "Sugar," he said, "but I don't see how that helps us."

The snake couldn't smile, but something about the way it tipped its head implied a smirk. "Taste it."

Jem tenatively touched the opening of the sugar container to his tongue. He blinked. "Salt? That's why she wanted to take it away, it was filled with--"

"A coincidence, is it not? One might almost call it miraculous. Now, we create a charm around yon slug. Draw a line there, and one crosswise. Yes, just so."

Jem did as the snake directed. It looked like a simple maze to him, but the snake was very insistent. Twice it ordered Jem to remove a line and start again. The slug stirred. As Jem poured the final line at the snake's direction, its movements became frantic. It bumped into a line of salt, recoiled, turned, and found itself trapped. The snake, now perched on the side table watched with interest until its movements subsided into quivering.

"Roger of Lothian," the snake hissed. "It has been a while, has it not?"

"Fie! Trapped!" the slug squeaked. Jem sat down hard on the edge of the bed. A talking snake, all right, but now a talking slug? He was going crazy, just like Monica. Maybe he'd caught it from her. Did it take eight years to go crazy?

"Great bravado in the face of death," the snake said. It rattled dramatically. "All I need do to send you to your next incarnation is ask this good lad to empty the rest of the salt. Shall I, sirrah?"

"No!" the slug cried. "Damn your eyes, Stephen Gaunt! My powers in this form are small and weak. You well know that I can do little to stave off my next death."

"Cease your poor-mouthing. We seek the mother of my good master's daughter. If you cannot provide that answer, only speak, and you will be sent on your way."

"A drop of blood, then," said the slug. The snake nodded its head at Jem. He looked around for something sharp. There was no knife, and he didn't want to break a window. He finally settled on the sharp metal corner of the bedframe and dragged his finger over the edge, hoping his tetanus shot was still good. He squeezed out a single drop of blood in the middle of the salt maze. The slug lowered its eyestalks and seemed to consider for a long moment.

"The mother is at the Old Orchard Theater," he said. "The child is moving, I cannot fix her place. Talk to the mother. Now, will you let me go?"

"Toss him out the window," the snake said. "Aim for the shrubbery. Having no bones, his landing will be unpleasant but whole."

"You have not heard the last of me, Stephen Gaunt," the slug warned, just before Jem gingerly dropped him out the second-story window.

Jem looked at the snake, who was erasing the salt maze with flicks of its tail. "You know that guy? Uh, slug?"

"We've met," the snake said casually. "T'is a long story, with tales of evil sorcerors, long curses, the love of an innocent maiden, and a bloody and well-earned revenge at the end of an era, and we have not time for it. I will hide beneath your jacket and we shall go to this Old Orchard Theater, to find your lady love."

"She's not my lady love," Jem said. "She used to be. Then I found out she was insane."

"Details, my lad, rarely make for a stirring tale. Be a hero, not a critic."

#

Jem remembered the Old Orchard Theater from community plays there as a little kid, playing Mr. Raincloud in a kindergarten show about the weather, or fidgeting in his seat next to his dad while Peter's high-school drama club did a clumsy version of Romeo and Juliet. He recalled it as a little shabby, maybe in need of some renovation, but nothing like it was now. A CONDEMNED sign was nailed to the front door. Yellow caution tape webbed the broken windows. Half-assembled scaffolding, flaked with rust, clung to the facade.

Jem walked around the alleyway to the stage door. He gave the metal handle a hard pull and it scraped open. He waited for the snake under his coat to say something, but it remained silent. Jem shrugged and cautiously moved down toward the back of the stage. The damp smell of mildew permeated the painted cementblock hallway. He saw a few slivers of light ahead, as though they shined through tatters in a curtain. Jem realized the lights in the front of the theater were on. He pushed heavy, moldy curtains out of the way and emerged onto the stage, blinded by the brightness of the stage lights. He tripped over an open light pit and fell flat on his face. The snake quickly slithered out from under him. Jem winced looked up, squinting through the bright lights. Somebody was out there, in the seats.

"Monica?" he called. "Is that you?"

There was a high, thin giggle in reply. Jem felt cold. It was a sick version of Monica's girly laugh, back when they were first going out. Before he found out she was crazy. Before she had Princess.

His eyes were more used to the light now and he could see her. She looked pasty and bloated, her pretty blonde hair gone lank, her blue eyes hidden behind thick, ugly glasses. She looked up at the trompe l'oeil ceiling with an empty smile. "Hi, Jem," she said. Her eyes never left the ceiling.

"Hey, Monica," he said. He tried to keep his voice friendly. "What are you doing here? This place is falling apart."

"I like the ceiling," she said. She waved up at the faded cherubs and the picture of Zeus that looked a lot like Harry Truman. "The pictures are pretty."

"Oh," Jem said. He looked around for the snake but didn't see it. He worried that he had fatally injured it when he fell.

"So...how's Princess?"

Monica made that razor-wire giggle again. "She's okay. She's with my stepmom. I'm losing my custody so my stepmom can take her wherever she wants."

"Losing your custody?"

"Yeah. Because I'm, you know, coo-coo. So my stepmom asked a judge to let Princess be her mom now."

There was a soft rattle near Jem's ear. The snake bumped his head with its dry nose. "Your beloved's stepmother has the child?"

"Yeah, she...oh, geez," said Jem, because he suddenly realized who Monica meant. "Noreen, right? The one who owns the casino."

"Noreen," Monica said, and burst into tears.

"That's bad," Jem told the snake. "Very bad. Noreen hates kids. If she wants Princess there must be money involved somehow."

"Pardon, milady," the snake called. Its voice projected to every corner of the theater. Monica, as startled as Jem, looked up in mid-sob. "Might I trouble you as to where this foul witch has absconded with your daughter?"

"Oh...the Gym-O-Roo," Monica said. "They have a balance beam there. Princess likes the balance beam. Over by the mall."

"You'll have to hire a cab," the snake said grimly. "We've no time to lose."

#

Jem slouched into his jacket. He hoped nobody noticed the snake, hoped nobody gave him any funny looks for being a man alone at a children's playplace, hoped he could find Princess. He hadn't seen her since she was a baby. Monica never wrote him in prison, never sent him any pictures. The place was full of eight-year-old girls, most of them in sweatpants or leotards, bouncing from video games to the balance beam to a pit full of foam cubes. Little kids rolled around in a pit full of plastic balls. Surly waistaff hustled lukewarm pizzas and pitchers full of sticky soft drinks around the room. It was loud and the flashing neon was beginning to make Jem feel really disoriented.

The snake slithered down one of Jem's pant legs and vanished. Jem hoped he was up to something. He scanned the room vainly for someone who might be Princess. Instead, he saw Noreen, sitting at a table against the wall under a NO SMOKING sign, a lit cigarette with an inch of ash between her fingers. Her gaze skipped right over Jem. He thought she was pretending not to see him, then realized she probably had no idea who he was.

Jem went straight to her table and stood over her. He tried to be intimidating, the way he'd seen guys like Bull or Jiffy do in prison, where they just projected mean and people twice their size got out of their way. Noreen looked up at him, unimpressed. "You're blocking my sun, kiddo."

"I'm Jem Devic," he said. He forced his voice to stay even.

"That's nice. Am I supposed to care who you are?"

"I'm Princess's father. Monica told me there was a custody issue."

"Ah, yes," Noreen said. She took a long drag on her cigarette, then tapped the ash into a paper Coke cup. A mother at the next table looked up from coaxing a toddler to stare disapprovingly. "You were in jail for, what was it, car theft? I don't think Princess even missed you."

Jem wanted to hit Noreen more than he had ever wanted to hurt another human being in his life. He had been angry at Javier for framing him on the car theft, miserable when he realized Monica didn't care about him anymore, but it wasn't about him now. It was about Princess. He hung onto that thought, because he knew that if he got in trouble now, his chances of ever seeing Princess again were zero, magic snake or no magic snake.

"What's going on, Noreen? You hate kids. Monica's mom left her a trust fund or something?"

"Something like that," Noreen agreed. "Does it matter? The court doesn't know you exist because I told them you were deceased. What are you going to do about it? You wouldn't even know Princess if she was a foot away from you."

"Mommy!" a child shrieked. Noreen flinched. A kid who looked about four or five ran full-tilt up to the woman at the next able over. "Mommymommymommy there's a snake in the ball pit!"

"Now, Emma," the woman soothed, "that's just an urban legend, honey."

"Mommymommy--" Emma insisted, and then the toddler corner exploded into screams and running children, and Jem ran for the ball pit. Parents scooped up their children and ran the other way. Jem fought past them, knowing something had gone terribly wrong with the snake, and he had to get it out of the ball pit and get out of the Gym-O-Roo before Noreen could somehow pin this on him and he'd lose Princess forever. He reached the toddler corner and saw the snake rearing up out of the ball pit, rattling furiously. He reached for it and a plastic ball rolled under his foot, tripping him. He wheeled his arms for balance and fell flat on his back into the pit, scattering plastic balls into the air in a plume. Jem had knocked all the air out of his lungs and he lay, stunned, until he could breathe again. He groaned and pulled himself up, expecting security or even the police to be ready to drag him out.

Nobody was looking at Jem. The room was silent. The plastic balls Jem had scattered were floating in the air around a little girl who stood on the balance beam, frozen in surprise. The balls whipped around her in the shape of a double helix.

The snake slithered back up under Jem's jacket. "The very shape of DNA, to mark your daughter as truly of your blood," it whispered.

Jem was too stunned to reply. The snake gave a brief rattle that sounded like disgust. "Again, my wit is cast as pearls before swine," it grumbled, and subsided.

Jem got up and walked to the balance beam. "Princess?" he said. His throat was tight and it was hard to get the words out. "Baby?"

The girl looked at him with Monica's eyes, his father's hair, his mother's cheekbones. "Daddy?" she said.

Jem scooped her off the balance beam and hugged her as hard as he could. He figured the snake was smart enough to get out of the way all on its own.

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rattledsnake - the mysterious talking serpent
hell - a magic charm to dampen the power of the snake's mortal enemy
packedhouse - the lovers' bittersweet reunion
diribonucleicgoodacid - the lost princess found
 


I'm very sorry to have to do this at such a late point in time, but I must regretfully withdraw, for personal reasons. My apologies to the judges and especially to my very esteemed opponent. Good luck to all of the contestants throughout the rest of the competition.
 

Taladas said:
Congradulations MarauderX. The judging isn't done until the judges post and now they have.
Good luck on your next story.

Thanks, that was a tough set of pictures to deal with and I thought your first showing was great.

alsih20 said:
(except for David running his hand through his hair several times, only to be bald in a later picture, but this is minor)

Yeah, editing would really help...

Piratecat said:
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Originally Posted by alsih2o
The part about David leaving specific instructions to a bad guy left me confused. Why would this supposed hero guide her directly to her doom?>>
Good point, and something I meant to mention. The plans themselves came out of nowhere, and I couldn't figure out why they led to someone who would kill her.
Anyways, congratulations!

I had wanted to go into the monkey-top hat thing a bit more, but didn't have the time and felt it wouldn't have added too much anyway. Basically David would have had dreams about the monkey who had caused the sinkholes and was seduced by the monkey's cash and power, only to also be betrayed.

Thanks for the great input, it's always nice to see where I should focus more. And thanks for the chance to move up to round 2.
 

Arrgh! CarpeDavid, I hope everything is okay at home.

We'll figure out a revised ladder. The people who have written stories only to have their opponents drop out will not have to write again for round one.

In the mean time, I'll have my comments for posted stories in to Alsih2o by tonight.
 


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