Not that I am seriously considering playing, but I would call dibs on the effeminate male with surprising mad Kung fu skills and an ordinary, every day object that transforms into an enormous high-tech-looking piece of medieval weaponry, like a bicycle that transforms into a huge spiked shield with laser beams that shoot out of the sides. Also it is latter retconned to shoot laser beams in bicycle form too. Also he apparently has mad BMX skills too because as revealed in a flashback he used to spend all his time riding his bike through crazy streets.