D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

[Simplicity]

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Chuck Norris is the reason the Lady of Pain is ... in Pain

Yeah, that's the obvious route, but it's somehow not quite right (to me). Probably because the Lady of Pain is much better known for dishing out Pain then ever actually being in Pain.

Maybe something more like:

Heartbroken by Chuck Norris' long absence, the Lady of Pain waits in Sigil in the hope that he will one day return to kick the doors in.

 

[Simplicity]

When Chuck Norris uses double entendres, he doesn't get a -2 to each one.

 

[Remathilis]

Chuck Norris once ended up in Ravenloft. He proceeded to beat up each and every dark lord until the Dark Powers made him a domain lord. Upset by this, he went and beat up the Dark Powers until they vowed to let him go...

... Ravenloft scholars refer to this event as "The Grand Conjunction"

 

[Nyaricus]

Chuck Norris drinks spell pools for fun.

Brilliant!

 

[Nyaricus]

Trying to Summon Chuck Norris results in a roundhouse kick to the face!

 

[Grog]

There is no 4E Monster Manual, there is only a list of creatures which Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[Goldmoon]

Chuck Norris is the only thing that stacks with Chuck Norris.

The only God to ever dare to insult Chuck Norris was Waukeen. Where did she go again?

Chuck norris can actually swim up a waterfall.

Chuck can put a bag of holding inside a portable hole and suffer no ill effects.

 

[Remathilis]

Chuck norris can actually swim up a waterfall.

According to the Epic Handbook, that's only a DC 120 swim check.

Or as check Norris calls it: "take 10 right?"

 

[Goldmoon]

According to the Epic Handbook, that's only a DC 120 swim check.

Or as check Norris calls it: "take 10 right?"

Im pretty sure his modifiers alone make the check.

Chuck Norris doesnt automatically fail a skill check on a natural 1.

 

[Szatany]

Chuck Norris can use aid another as a free action on himself, it stacks.