D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

[Goldmoon]

Chuck Norris can Coup De Grais as a free action

 

[Nyaricus]

Chuck Norris unsheathes a can of whoop-ass as part of a move action.

 

[CleverNickName]

Chuck Norris's tears can instantly fix all rules problems with any game system.

But Chuck Norris never cries.

 

[Driddle]

Chuck Norris urinates random potions. He was the original concept behind the "Wand of Wonder."

 

[Rabelais]

Chuck Norris already kicked all the puppies and fashioned his beard from their remains.

ppppfhhttt /End Diet Coke Spray

 

[Rabelais]

The 3.5 stat block for Chuck Norris lists a fly speed of 90' perfect, but it's actually incorrect. Chuck Norris does't fly, he jumps into the air and allows the world to rotate beneath him.

 

[Nyaricus]

Chuck Norris urinates random potions. He was the original concept behind the "Wand of Wonder."

Chuck Norris is in possession of the only known 4e Rod of Lordly Might - and you have to be a doctor to do anything about it.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Chuck Norris urinates random potions. He was the original concept behind the "Wand of Wonder."

Don't.... go.... there!

Chuck Norris is in possession of the only known 4e Rod of Lordly Might - and you have to be a doctor to do anything about it.

Too late!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Chuck Norris can Coup De Grais as a free action

Chuck Norris can spell coup de grâce properly.
Chuck Norris can tell rogue and rouge apart.
Chuck Norris can pronounce the names of all D&D monsters and characters properly.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

The only God to ever dare to insult Chuck Norris was Waukeen. Where did she go again?

He kept her in his basement for a couple of years.