Clasically Modern (Hopefully) Kickin' Hivemind Thread

[Ashwyn]

- Kemrain the Scofflaw.

I want to be a scofflaw.

 

[Jdvn1]

In case you were curious:
http://www.yourdictionary.com/wotd/wotd.pl?word=scofflaw

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I'm in the same boat - I might have a drink once a month... usually a glass of Merlot or a frufie girly drink if we go out to eat (preferably something pink ). Unlike a lot of people I hang out with, I actually enjoy the taste of alcohol (except beer - EEEWW) and so gain great enjoyment from the drink or so that I have every month.

Mostly, I'd have to drive home after a party so I have to watch how much I drink. That and I can't afford it.... And yes, beer IS nasty! The last drink I had was a frozen strawberry daquiri at the Def Leppard/Bryan Adams concert 2 weeks ago.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Though no one asked, I'll share anyways. I'm the sharing type of person.

I don't drink at all. I hate the taste of alcohol. I can't understand why anyone would like it. It's just so gross.
But it's a good thing that I don't like it, given that I'm so prone to addiction. I get and kick my on again off again caffeine habit about 20 times a year, and it's for financial reasons only. I don't want to think about what taking up drinking, or worse, smoking, would do to my bank account. Or my health, for that matter. I may be out of shape, but I'm generally pretty healthy.

- Kemrain the Addictable.

I have one friend who's just like you. He hates the taste of most alcoholic beverages. Which is good, since he can drive his wife home after she's had a few....

And another friend who hasn't touched a beer in I don't know how long.... he even refused a free beer at a friend's house at the 4th of July cookout. But then, one time he did tell me that he drank to excess at one time.... to kill the pain of quite a few emotional things....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I thought Perverts made the world go round?

It's probably what makes it spin FASTER.....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Liquor Warnings

With all this talk of alcohol that's been going on..... here's a little joke....

Liquor Warning

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your clothes.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Liquor Warning

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your clothes.

I had them laundered today, thank you very much.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

But I never whisper.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

I don't even know how to dance, much less like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

I think they'd hightail at Warp 9 if those words came out of my mouth.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Don't need to be drunk to sing, I already know how. I wouldn't have made it into high school ensemble if I didn't.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

Um, I'm straight.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

If I am aroung members of the opposite gender, I never touch alcohol.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Yeah, right. If anything it just makes me feel like puking.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Most of the time people are laughing AT me, so why would I think otherwise even when drinking?

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Not if you're a guy, it is phyiologically impossible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked.

If a foot even came near my butt I'd snap it backwards.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.

I can that someone's been at the bottle.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I don't even know how to dance, much less like an idiot.

Me neither.

I had them laundered today, thank you very much.

Find all your socks? Those usually get lost more than anything....

Don't need to be drunk to sing, I already know how. I wouldn't have made it into high school ensemble if I didn't.

Can't sing. At least not well enough to sing in front of others. Unless being drowned out in church.

I can that someone's been at the bottle.

I've seen worse when my friend's been on his pain meds.....

 

[Bront]

Innuendo is illegal in some states, you know.

Isn't that that Hispanic band that was on I think ABC on Saturday Mornings in the '80s?

 

[Bront]

It's probably what makes it spin FASTER.....

Cool, does that mean that time is going faster like in Superman?