Clowns everone hates them so why do they exist?

[Vraille Darkfang]

Clowns vs Mimes.

I prefer the clowns.

They make cute little squeek toy noises when your 6 year old cousin gets scarred and punches them in the groin. Twice. (Just like daddy taught her to do if anyone tried to grab her).

(Really. Wham, right in the groin as he was bending over to make her a balloon animal. Must have got a Nat 20, cause she dropped him faster than demon wielding a holy avenger. These days, you'd think 'cup' would be standard part of a clown suit).

Mimes just start spurting profanities. Mute my rear. One good kick in the groin and they're like "You son bleep bleeping son of a bleep. Oh my bleeping bleep. Third bleeping time bleep today. I'll never have bleeping little bleeping mime bleeping children now." So, remember to kick mimes in the groin so they can't reproduce. Together, we can eradicate the mime menace.

Is Michael Jackson the overlord of the Mimes now? The one mime allowed to speak?

 

[the Jester]

I like clowns, especially psychopatchic ones.

However, the one clown I've ever personally known was a goddamn thief who ripped off both myself and a house full of my friends!!

 

[kolvar]

funny thing, and I allways thought it was only pratchett and me. But strange enough, lots of children (my included) like both (mimes and clowns).
Strange thing with mimes for me (as a non-native-speaker), was, that I knew the word MIME-type (important for emails) before I knew the "artist" and for some time wondered what that was doing on the street.

 

[BOZ]

i just saw The Devil's Rejects last night.

 

[Blue_Kryptonite]

I dont get it, how are clowns hated?

Coulrophobia

And I'm glad I am at work and not at home while reading this thread. Blue Kryponite's post would have freaked out my wife.

I guess that proves that even Blue Kryptonite can be dangerous to non-bizarros. .

 

[Ranger REG]

Clowns,everone hates them so why do they exist?

I don't hate clowns if they exist to entertain the children.

But I do hate street mimes.

 

[KB9JMQ]

The only good clown is a dead clown.

And don't even get me started on undead clowns

 

[was]

Don't like them or hate them.

 

[elforcelf]

Oh,I DO NOT FEAR,I GOT LOTS OF EVIL CLOWN TRAPS ALL AROUND.

 

[reveal]

If a tree falls in the forest and hits a mime....... does anyone care?