Clowns everone hates them so why do they exist?

[the black knight]

Clowns suck. I hate them all.

 

[Lobo Lurker]

My wife likes clowns.
So does my 11 month old daughter, for that matter (on TV, at least).

"...so Jojo, what did you learn today?"

Personally, ever since seeing Poltergeist, I can't stand clowns.

 

[Darrin Drader]

"...so Jojo, what did you learn today?"

How dare you invoke the name of the vile one? (I'm a father of 3 and have nothing but festering hatred of that abomination!)

 

[caudor]

Clowns suck. I hate them all.

Be sure to peek under that bed before you pull up the covers tonight. I'm sure would not want to see a pasty white face staring back up at you. But alas, your fate is sealed.

 

[elforcelf]

Their is a great book for the The First and True World of Darkness of a EVIL circus. Forgot the title and being 2:53 A:M AND I got only 3 hours of sleep. I am not going to look for it.

 

[Thanee]

Everybody loves Krusty!



Bye
Thanee

 

[Mystery Man]

The wisdom of Johnny the Homocidal Maniac has taught me that clowns exist because people need fear. There needs to be something we can look at and say "that's not right." If clowns didn't exist, we'd all have clowns deep inside of us waiting to get out. I'd rather have it be in a convinient target than inside of myself.

[clown pickup line] Do you have a little clown in side you? Would you like to? [/clown pickup line]

 

[I'm A Banana]

Except with clows, that means you'll actually have about 26 of them wedged inside you. They can fit in cars like SARDINES, man!

 

[jaerdaph]

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am - Bob Dylan, Stuck In The Middle With You

 

[the black knight]

Everybody loves Krusty!



Bye
Thanee

I stand corrected. I hate most clowns.