A giant, standing nearly 9' tall, with a nose big enough to make a gnome proud (or to actually make a gnome), warty skin, and black, inset, misaligned eyes lumbers into the arena. Phineus (his name today; why? no reason) moves to 60n 35e and googles his eyes to see what comes from the opposing side.
[ready action to lightning bolt anything that appears within range, unless he knows it won't be effective]
A sixteen foot tall ice statue covered with sharp icicles moves to 60N60E. Phineus blasts Vanilla Ice with a lightning bolt, which VI dodges (rolled natural 20) and only takes 5 points of damage. VI has 55 hp left.
Feeling that the end is near, but not wanting to die in vain, Phineus takes a magic-enhanced chop at the beast (Bull's Strength, in case it matters for the critical that can't happen...)