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[CoC] A Comedy of Cthulhu
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Call of Cthulu. Your players: "Kill it!".
D&D. Your players: "Kill it!"
Exalted. Your players: "Kill it!"
Sailor Moon RPG. Your players: "Kill it!"
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I didn't think the beer & pretzels lunchtime CoC game could be done! Funny.
(pointing at DM w/a vengance's players) Ha, ha!
D&D. Your players: "Kill it!"
Exalted. Your players: "Kill it!"
Sailor Moon RPG. Your players: "Kill it!"
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I didn't think the beer & pretzels lunchtime CoC game could be done! Funny.
(pointing at DM w/a vengance's players) Ha, ha!
DM with a vengence
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Horacio said:Only a question...
Why do you still play wiith such a
Why would I not play with such a happy, smiling person?
Oh, wait, those are bleeped out swear words.
I have no clue, but rest assured that for the rest of the game he will be forced to play his character as a "Prison B*tch". Maybe we'll have a brief interlude for a trial for possession of illegal firearms, evading arrest, assualt with a deadly weapon and anything else I can think of.
DM with a vengence
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Trial and Error
Trial and Error
At the joint bequest of the group, we decided to conduct John's trial today. After a few days of unpleasant experiences with Bubba, he went up on trial for possession of an illegal firearm, assault with a deadly weapon, and evading arrest. He immediately pleaded insanity, hoping that that would remove him from his private hell of Bubba. The court decided to let him see a pyschologist, Dr. Smiley (Note: This is not the Dr. Smiley from the CoC book, its just some one with a similar sounding name and occupation, not a Shuggoth Lord at all).
At the office he proceeded to tell a long story about how aliens with mind control devices were out to get him and he needed to wear tinfoil to protect himself. Then he tried to slit his wrists with a dull letter opener. After a quick macing (for his own good), he was dragged back into court on the next day, where Dr. Smiley pronounced him suicidally insane. He was rapidly carted off to the Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane, where he roleplayed himself in a straitjacket in a padded room for 10 minutes of RL time.
RPG Rule 1) Do not f*** with The Game. The Game is holy.
Trial and Error
At the joint bequest of the group, we decided to conduct John's trial today. After a few days of unpleasant experiences with Bubba, he went up on trial for possession of an illegal firearm, assault with a deadly weapon, and evading arrest. He immediately pleaded insanity, hoping that that would remove him from his private hell of Bubba. The court decided to let him see a pyschologist, Dr. Smiley (Note: This is not the Dr. Smiley from the CoC book, its just some one with a similar sounding name and occupation, not a Shuggoth Lord at all).
At the office he proceeded to tell a long story about how aliens with mind control devices were out to get him and he needed to wear tinfoil to protect himself. Then he tried to slit his wrists with a dull letter opener. After a quick macing (for his own good), he was dragged back into court on the next day, where Dr. Smiley pronounced him suicidally insane. He was rapidly carted off to the Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane, where he roleplayed himself in a straitjacket in a padded room for 10 minutes of RL time.
RPG Rule 1) Do not f*** with The Game. The Game is holy.
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keb said:Now this is novel ... a CoC adventure where the PCs go insane *before* they meet the monsters.
No, the PCs are the monsters.
This has to be one of the funniest sotry hours ever. It reminds of the time when we played ourselves in ALternity, and one character went crazy. What a waste of gaming session.
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