Dark Jezter
First Post
Henry said:Conan, because he is the Pimp-Daddy of Power, the Real Man, and the baddest fighter to ever come down the pulp-pike.
Elric in fact seems quite the Anti-Conan - powerful sword, used drugs, physically weak normally, took souls for a deity, comparatively cerebral, etc.
Conan was the most independent son of a gun on the planet. He fought to live, to grow wealthy, to spend it all, and be restless again.
He would probably wrestle Stormbringer from Elric's hands, snap his spindly little neck, and probably take Stormbringer for himself - leastways till stormbringer started whining about Arioch, and then he'd probably bury it in some black-hearted sorcerer's belly, and walk on, looking for a weapon with no sass, a ready woman, and a pouch of gold.
Conan was to me what John Shaft was to others.![]()
Exactly! Conan is the coolest fantasy hero ever to see print, Elric is a scrawny, angsty, drug-addicted, booding little sorcerer who is reliant upon a sentient sword.
Conan wins, hands-down.
