Confessions you don't want making it to the new server!

[Evilhalfling]

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[kirinke]

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I got only one word for that.
PUREE!

gee... I loved the goonies.

 

[Macbeth]

I love this thread. Great stuff, and the fact it's still here is just classic.

As for a confession: The first adventure I ever ran had a room, maybe 30x30 ft or larger, completely filled with kobolds. They litterally filled every 5 ft square in the room. Not the most brilliant adventure design...

 

[Rel]

Gee. That's just great. :\

Actually I have an even greater respect for you due to the Latin Baby Got Back thing. So consider the whole thread a plus.

"My anaconda don't want none..."

 

[Greylock]

I always get to the mailbox first at home. I always tuck my wife's Victoria' Secret catalog away and...."read".....it when my wife's not looking.


....This is going to get deleted, right?

Right?

Oh god, please say yes....

Now, isn't that just a pity. You never got a chance to edit your post, never thought there was a chance this thread would stay alive. And now some schmuck has gone and quoted you . Ya know, you could edit your post and my quotey thingie wil still remain. So ya know, I'm not an entirely evil dood, and would be willing to edit this post.

For a price.

Currrently, Green Ronin books are my favorites. Just so's ya know...

 

[Al'Kelhar]

In AD&D 1e, when I was aged about 13, my monk killed Tiamat, on orders from Bahamut. With me as DM, of course.

I collect Lego (tm) Bionicles (tm) and put them around my home office in realistic combat poses. But they're for my twin boys, when they grow up a bit, naturally.

I've always wanted to have a model of a PzKpfw VIb (that's a Konigstiger or "King Tiger" tank from WWII) on my desk at work, so that I could point the bloody great 88L73 gun barrel out of my office door to make it clear when I'm not to be interrupted... and I bought one just last weekend! "You want it when? Eat 88mm APFSDS puny Commie!"

I can't quite get the hang of "balance" of mid- to high-level play in D&D 3E - I'm driven to play the maths of monsters rather than giving the players opponents they can defeat easily.

I quite like the look of my wife's younger sister...

 

[AlKelhar's wife]

I quite like the look of my wife's younger sister...

What?! It's intolerable! You won't make it easy once you get back home!! Hiiiiiii!!

 

[Keeper of Secrets]

I once based a series of villains off the cast of Rocky Horror Picture Show (complete with the characters singing and dancing).

I also once shot a man just for snoring too loud.

 

[fusangite]

I once based a series of villains off the cast of Rocky Horror Picture Show (complete with the characters singing and dancing).

I also once shot a man just for snoring too loud.

I'm relieved. I thought you did it just to watch him die!

 

[Torm]

I'm relieved. I thought you did it just to watch him die!

That's so bad, I hang my head and cry.