crashtestdummy
First Post
Okay, how about a 3' cardboard box with an internal wooden bracing pole across one diagonal? Rip off the cardboard to leave yourself with the desired pole...The box-containing-a-pole is not a single object.
And I think that the objects with more sides are probably disqualified because "on a side" tends to mean "in any dimension" rather than "in each individual flat surface".

As for "on a side", I would generally consider that to mean it would fit into a cube of that size. I certainly wouldn't think of it as "in any dimension".