Cleon
Legend
Ok, so how about 1d4 damage, 2lb, bludgeoning, simple weapon? If we want to keep the cost at 5 sp, we could say that it can pass as a non-weapon. How's that?
Works for me. I'm wondering whether we should make it a minor magic item. How's this:
Kiseru: The paper warrior has a +1 kiseru made of iron that is painted to look like wood.
Simple Weapon—Melee
Light Melee Weapon
Cost | Dmg | Critical | Range | Weight | Damage Type | |
Kiseru* | 5 sp | 1d4 | ×2 | — | 2 lb. | Bludgeoning |
Kiseru: A kiseru is a tobacco pipe about as long as its wielder's forearm. They are normally made of wood with metal ends, but some kiseru are made entirely of metal. While kiseru appear to be harmless smoker's pipes they are actually solid enough to be used as clubbing weapons.
Then we have
So... touch attack that causes the effects of a confusion spell for 6 rounds? Maybe 2d6 or 1d12 rounds would be acceptable as a random value with a similar average.
Using confusion is the obvious approach to the effects of the quill but in this case I'd keep the original duration of six rounds.