Y'all have been noticed. Time to keep bringing your "A" game.
Me: "Is the thread addressing Core Rulebook Errors of benefit?"
Mike Mearls said:
An single place where gamers can post errors they find is useful. We have an errata team forming, and I'll point them to that thread.
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Book: "What are we up to, sweetheart?"
River: "Fixing your Bible."
Book: "I, um, what?"
River: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics; doesn't make sense."
Book: "No, no. You, you can't..."
River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
Book: "Really?"
River: "We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat."