Cursed Codpieces . . .

[Dragongirl]

Inspired by a post in another thread . . .

1) Codpiece of Wilting - suggested by Boothbey.
2) Codpiece of Shrinking
3) Copiece of Leaking : Whenever the wearer is surprised by anything he wets himself.

Have fun, but remember Eric's Granma!

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Cad's Codpiece

When you least expect it, your own codpiece kicks you in the junk and takes your wallet.

 

[tleilaxu]

Codpiece +3, Accursed Backbiter

Codpiece of Constriction

Codpiece of Reverse Gender

 

[Mark]

I'm wincing already...

 

[Piratecat]

Codpiece of Not Offending Eric's Grandma?

 

[Crothian]

Codpiece of....hmmm, better not post that. Nevermind.

 

[tleilaxu]

Anyone see the Black Adder episode where he was wearing a huge codpiece? Classic

 

[mkletch]

Codpiece of Devouring (ouch!)
Prismatic Codpiece
Codpiece of Many Things
Codpiece of Orcus

-Fletch!

 

[the Jester]

Inspired by a post in another thread . . .

All right, which thread would that be?? (After all, I posted a whole selection of magic codpieces some months back...)

 

[the Jester]

Codpiece of Sterility
Codpiece of Strangulation eek: That's gotta hurt!)
Codpiece of Heat (as in, heat metal)
Codpiece of Poisonousness
Codpiece of Irremovability

Lordy lordy, the mind boggles like a purple Gollum from A2...