Cursed Codpieces . . .

[Dragongirl]

Re: Re: Re: Cursed Codpieces . . .

This, I believe, is what is meant this time-

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=492468#post492468

Correct

 

[Horacio]

BWAHAHA>>>>>

I'm imagining how a vorpal codpiece could be problematic.

Hmmm, all depends of which head it would cut...

I can imagine it cutting some... head... IYKWIMAITYK (I don't want to offend Eric Gramma with details).

Scary...

 

[tleilaxu]

IYKWIMAITYK (I don't want to offend Eric Gramma with details).

"woops... sorry baby..."

 

[s/LaSH]

Codpiece of Brilliance
Codpiece of Giant Growth
Codpiece of Nondetection
Unholy Codpiece +2
Codpiece of Leaping and Striding
Codpiece of Deception
Dancing Codpiece

... yeah, Blackadder's codpiece was hilarious. So as an obscure reference, the final codpiece shall be the Holy Mitre, an item that provides DR 5/+5 against all critical hits. (Like the Vestments of Faith. A mitre is one of those hat things, right?) You should wear it on your head, of course, but...

 

[Ashwyn]

How about an Intelligent Codpeice with an Ego of 30?

 

[bret]

I just want to find the codpiece of full fortification. Properly protect my jewels.

 

[Kyramus]

The thread states cursed.


codpiece of....
-delusion
-intermittent functioning
-arrow attraction
-sneezing and choking
-fumbling
-obsession
-strangulation
-foul rotting
-powerlessness

 

[The Forsaken One]

What's a codpiece?

 

[Ruined]

For the matched set:

Brassiere and Codpiece of Vecna

 

[Tsyr]

codpiece:

\Cod"piece`\, n. [Cod, n., ? + piece.] A part of male dress in front of the breeches, formerly made very conspicuous.

In this case, though, it's being used more like a peice of armour for said region.