Cursed Codpieces . . .

[Henry]

Codpiece of Tasha's Hideous Laughter

Codpiece of Ineffable Damnation

Codpeice of Gainful Conjuration

Bucknard's Everful Codpiece

Codpiece of Kwalish

Flaming Burst Codpiece

Codpiece of Cold

Codpiece of Missiles (casts Magic Missile 3 times per day, as 9th level caster)

I'll stop now.

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Codpiece of Inappropriate Reaction - When worn by a male, whenever a female of any species comes into view, the wearer must make a Fort save (DC 20) or have a rather visible reaction... shall we say...

 

[AngelTears]

Codpiece of Great enlargement (also known as the Iron Cod Piece of King Kong).

This cod piece makes a man's sexual organs, unusually large. The advatage is that any strike to the groin will be ineffective, the person will also die a happy man, since when he become sexually aroused all the blood will pool in the other end, stopping any blood reaching the brain, effectively killing him.

-Angel Tears

 

[Shadeus]

Cursed Spiked Codpiece (iron maiden style)
Codpiece of Illusions (for those of "challenged" masculinity)
Brass Codpiece (for courage, of course..giving the wearer brass...uh well... Maybe the codpiece would make a loud *CLANG* noise as the wearer walked...)

 

[The Jarhead]

Codpiece of Diminuation.....

 

[mythago]

BoVD Addendum: Vile Codpieces. Need I say more?

Cad's Codpiece: turns its wearer into Nolin. Yes, even if the wearer is female.

Bigby's Astonishing Codpiece...um...I think I should stop before Eric's grandma gets the vapors.

 

[Oni]

Codpiece of Cod......*sniff*....."I say, what is that smell?"

 

[Kilmore]

How about one that lets you pole-vault?

 

[seasong]

Codpiece of the Ram
- just think Ring of the Ram.

Codpiece of Brilliance
- eyecatching!

Saltpeter Codpiece
- useful for dealing with dryads and nymphs safely
- now if only it would come off!

Codpiece of Utter Order
- as Talisman of Pure Evil/Good, only for Law
- side effect of restricting relations to those approved by society

Codpiece of Wonder
- you never know what might come out of this thing

 

[maddman75]

Codpiece of Vecna

Does this require a removal of the um...original parts like the eye and hand? Obviously only for serious powergamers!