Cursed Codpieces . . .

[shilsen]

How about non-cursed codpieces? Based off existing magical items, we have:

Codpiece of Charisma
Codpiece of Charming
Codpiece of Endurance
Codpiece of Friends
Codpiece of Ogre Power
Codpiece of Smiting
...

 

[Left-handed Hummingbird]

Codpiece of Endless Water? (might prove useful)
Codpiece of Powerlessness (one might use a synonyme there)
Codpiece of Immovability (very impractical)

Some better ones:

Codpiece of Fortification (for protection against those extra nasty critical hits)
Codpiece of Lordly Might
Codpiece of Regeneration
Codpiece of the Ram

 

[Mark]

Re: Re: Cursed Codpieces . . .

All right, which thread would that be?? (After all, I posted a whole selection of magic codpieces some months back...)

This, I believe, is what is meant this time-

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=492468#post492468

Perhaps you could add a summary here of the highlights from your previous thread?

 

[the Jester]

Re: Re: Re: Cursed Codpieces . . .

This, I believe, is what is meant this time-

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=492468#post492468

Ah, now it all makes sense...

Perhaps you could add a summary here of the highlights from your previous thread?

Well, since you asked so nicely...

NEVER underestimate the power of a magical codpiece!


65) Codpiece of Masculine Potency: This codpiece is fashioned to resemble an enormous erect phallus with a wickedly barbed tip. It can be freely swapped out for the codpiece on any heavy armor. If used with medium or light armor, it increases the armor's armor bonus by +1. If worn by a female, the codpiece instantly makes her a him (Fort DC20 avoids). If worn by a male for a total of at least 24 hours (which need not be continuous), the codpiece increases the potency of his seed. From that point on until he dies, the wearer has a 95% chance of causing pregnancy in any female creature with whom he has sex. In fact, if the creature has any sexual contact with a female creature, even as little as a kiss, the female must make a Fort save, DC15, or become pregnant.
Caster Level: 7th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Magical Vestment, Polymorph Other; Market Price: 30,000 gp (more to a king in need of an heir)

66) Codpiece of Puissance: Like all magical codpieces, this can be worn with any heavy armor. The wearer receives a +2 enhancement bonus to strength and constitution. Furthermore, if the wearer has the Leadership feat, his or her leadership score receives a +4 enhancement bonus as well.
Caster Level: 3rd; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Bull's Strength, Endurance, Eagle's Splendor; Market Price: 24,800 gp.

67) Accursed Codpiece: This appears to be any sort of beneficial magical codpiece, but when the wearer suffers a critical hit it slices his manhood clean off, stunning him for 1d4 rounds and requiring a Fort save, DC18, to avoid death. A female wearing the codpiece is immune to this effect. The codpiece can only be removed by a remove curse or similar spell.
Caster Level: 10th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Keen Edge; Market Price: 2,000 gp

68) Codpiece of the Boar: Fashioned to resemble an enraged dire boar, this codpiece allows the wearer to fight on when below 0 hit points until death is reached (per the ferocity ability). The wearer can live on until reduced to a negative hit point total equal to his or her con score +10 (so a character with a con 15 would live until -25 hp were reached).
Caster Level: 11th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Tenser's Transformation; Market Price: 66,000 gp

This was followed up by a comment about the codpiece of masculine potency, wondering whether it was a cursed item...

 

[Mark]

Well, there are a lot of funny ideas in this thread, but those ones from your old thread have some serious possibilities! Thanks! Got any plans regarding putting together a full "booklet" of items, perhaps?

(...and do you need someone to publish it? )

 

[the Jester]

Well, there are a lot of funny ideas in this thread, but those ones from your old thread have some serious possibilities! Thanks! Got any plans regarding putting together a full "booklet" of items, perhaps?

(...and do you need someone to publish it? )

Hmm, I've been thinking of a number of projects for a while... hadn't really considered the magic item book but if you're willing to help me publish it I'd definitely be interested in putting it together!

Another project I've been mulling for a long time is a sort of "Quintessential Illusionist" thing... I was considering pitching it to Mongoose but someone I shan't name told me they can be pretty, er, mercenary when it comes to how they deal with their designers. But just having my name on something published would be worth the effort even if I didn't really make any significant scrill off it.

 

[Thorntangle]

Boccob's Blessed Codpiece
Codpiece of Vecna
Vorpal Codpiece
The Codpieces of Dragonkind
Codpiece of Vile Darkness

Didn't Eric's grandma knit him a codpiece?

 

[Mark]

Hmm, I've been thinking of a number of projects for a while... hadn't really considered the magic item book but if you're willing to help me publish it I'd definitely be interested in putting it together!

Another project I've been mulling for a long time is a sort of "Quintessential Illusionist" thing... I was considering pitching it to Mongoose but someone I shan't name told me they can be pretty, er, mercenary when it comes to how they deal with their designers. But just having my name on something published would be worth the effort even if I didn't really make any significant scrill off it.

I'll drop you an Email to toss it around some more.

 

[the Jester]

I'll drop you an Email to toss it around some more.

Sweet! Sounds good, I look forward to hearing from you!

 

[tleilaxu]

BWAHAHA>>>>>

I'm imagining how a vorpal codpiece could be problematic.